A teenage wizard burdened with a mysterious destiny, a cat-girl ninja he can't help but fall for, and a bat-winged daemon that doubles as a diary embark on a dangerous journey in a world teeming with monsters and magic.

100 ways to get kicked out of Hogwarts ;)

Way number 11.) Leave a note in someone's locker that says 'I killed your Daddy.' Number 12.) Repeat number 11. With this new How-To book you can learn to be hated by everyone you know! (D-Bag Co. is not responsible for any death threats you may receive while under the instruction of this book.)

RATED LOL FOR LAUGH-OUT-LOUDNESS! So just a bunch of random FUNNY things me and my friends made one day at lunch. Enjoy!

My name is Ren. I am a 14 year old girl with loads of patience, am a hard worker, and have always loved water. Well, who doesn't in district 4? But not even I could imagine what pain I had to deal with. How can I find a way to get out alive? Going into the arena will be a challange, but the most challenging ill be trying to keep my friend alive and myself. A life is gained, a friend is lost, and I will never be the same. Lets hope that the odds are in my favor. *This story is also a romance... in some ways*

Well let's see ... I have done things at my school that teacher disapprove of, so why not make it a trip to Hogwarts? Where everything is made up and the points don't matter! Where smart-allicks/nerds remind you of Ravenclaw, kind-hearted people remind you of the Hufflepuffs, to where the gullible, brave students remind you of the Gryffindors ... and well, you can guess that the Slytherin's in your school are the next 'Crime-stopper' criminals. So take a hop on down memory lane, where we brainwash you and make you laugh till you cry!