Hey! Have you ever wanted to be the most annoying person on earth? Well sorry but that position is currently occupied by me. That's ok though, because here is your guide to be the equal most annoying person ever! It's got all you need to know to be totally annoying to everyone. Obviously as a joke of course. Trust me, press "Start Reading" and within a few days you'll come to love it. - AA

Join Clara on her evacuee adventure! So here's Clara, 11 year old Clara on her worst day of her entire life, getting evacuated. She misses her darling mother who did all these wonderful things for her. "But why would she do this?" Clara says, "she seemed to be really nice at first!" "I think she just likes ruining children's lives!" Emily replies, crossly. "But she's not like that to us!" Rita says. "Well that's just because we're her REAL daughters!"