Various incorrect quotes I've found and decided to use for these boys Keep in mind that this is all for fun and I'm not trying to offend anyone! Anything regarding ships is purely fictional, and please don't force anything! This is all for for fun! Also I don't own anything unless I say so! All of these I found from various users on Tumblr and from various fandoms.

oneshots for the incredible wilbur soot ! there are ships but i don't ship the actual people ( most likely won't be updated anymore due to no longer having an interest & no longer supporting the dsmp ) cover art by @rohkka on twitter

Hello just would like to say that this is based off of the Schlatt's Dream Smp persona so yes he is sort of a dick, but what if he was secretly Tubbo's dad. Also this story will be including: eating disorders, abandonment, alcohol, swearing, and other things most likely. If a CC says they are uncomfortable with this book I'll delete it, so if one reads this I'll probably die from embarrassment. -------------------------------- Summary: I remember that day. It was snowing, cold, dark, I was sure I was going to freeze to death. I remember seeing you in the box wrapped in your blanket with your bee and goat plushies. You were wrapped in your jacket and mine. I started to walk away, I heard a sniffle then your cries, "I'm sorry my son this is for the best of you," I mumbled before running. When I turned the corner I saw people around a tree before black. Now here you are 16 standing in front of me, not knowing who I am and will probably never know.

No smut - that's just wrong, especially for a minor. No ships, btw. Will include a lot of fluff and a small bit of angst. Enjoy! edit; this story now has a new author, to contact the original author;DM on discord (user in bio), or on wattpad (@well_meet_again_). Hey! In my main, @lavendernotfound_, there's a book 2 (technically) on my page, so go check it out!

ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ 𝚂𝚕𝚎𝚎𝚙𝚢 𝙱𝚘𝚒𝚜 𝙸𝚗𝚌 𝚘𝚗𝚎-𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚝𝚜. 𝙰𝚕𝚕 𝚙𝚕𝚊𝚝𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚌! 𝙾𝚗𝚕𝚢 𝚕𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝚊𝚗𝚐𝚜𝚝 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚜𝚎 𝚜𝚝𝚘𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚜. 𝙻𝚘𝚝𝚜 𝚘𝚏 𝚏𝚕𝚞𝚏𝚏 𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚒𝚜 𝚊 𝚛𝚎𝚙𝚘𝚜𝚝 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝚊𝚘𝟹. ✧༝┉˚*❋ ❋ ❋*˚┉༝✧

I am a sucker for the SBI family In two days I almost completely managed to read a LOT of their fanfics on Ao3 and since on Wattpad there aren't as many as I'd like them to be, I'm gonna make some more myself Will they be good? I hope so Will this be cringy? Probably Will I keep on writing SBI oneshots instead of finishing that one Hermitcraft-Evo fanfic that I've put on hiatus a month ago? yEp

After falling from Heaven, Phil has been instructed by an angel named Timothy to raise Techno, Wilbur, and Tommy. One is trying to be comfortable with mortal life and trying to settle down. One doesn't know where he belongs, if he belongs anywhere. And one is alone in a cruel world __________________ Being edited and partially rewritten. Unpublished Wilburs/Fundy's final chapters bc it felt more finished ending off with the benchtrio growing up imo

"Just Wilbur.. again." Tommy said, "I miss the old him." "He's just being him you know, the second anything slightly inconvenient happens he destroys his life..." P.S: This is not affiliated with 'Home?', the books are based in two completely Au's and have nothing to do with eachother!

the oneshots are NOT connected unless the description says they are :)

This book is finished! Read the first chapter for info, otherwise, it's exactly what the title says. Enjoy