Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

***Highest #101 in humor(03/03/17)*** *** #1 in cliches (19 june'18)*** Who doesn't love a cliche? Me. Thus, this entire book will be about those damn cliches you see floating around a sea of wattpad books:) *intensifies* ~Includes~ -cringey mc types -cliche rants -pet peeves of mine -opinions -sarcastic author -the ironic fact that this cliche rant book itself is a cliche

Hadley Jamison doesn't know what to think when she hears that her classmate, Archer Morales, committed suicide. She didn't exactly know him, but that doesn't stop her from feeling like there was something she could have done to help him. So to Hadley's surprise, on the very night of Archer's funeral, she has a run in with Death himself and is offered the chance to go back in time to stop Archer from ending his life. The catch? She only has twenty-seven days to do it. And if Hadley doesn't succeed? Well, she doesn't want to think about that.

A long, long list of the cliches of wattpad...basically what the title says

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There was once an oppressed member of the proletariat who’d become so sick of his miserable life that he wanted to die. Until he was granted three wishes. But as so often happens in fairy tales, things don’t go entirely to plan . . .

"Well, Miss Alice, Haven't you ever heard of Jack the Ripper?"

COMPLETED | "Make me feel like I am breathing, feel like I am human."