This book will have a ton of BNHA meme's cause why not?🤷🏻‍♀️ Disclaimer: I don't own any of the memes!?!😢😭 I did this cause I am board. Plus these memes make me smile, so hopefully they make you smile too 😊🙂!!! Warning: This book will contain gay ships, ships in general, and making fun of said ships?!?!? You have been warned!!!!! Enjoy 😊

read pt.1 first edit: pt 1 got deleted bc niggas was reporting it... weak hoes

A book of dark jokes for those who bear the darkest souls.

Diagnosed with a terminal illness, Peter Katz hires a hitman to take him out. But when a cure is discovered, Peter's got to outrun the assassin to stay alive! ***** When douchebag lawyer Peter Katz gets diagnosed with terminal cancer, he wants to die painlessly. Still, death seems to elude his every attempt, so he hires an assassin to kill him at a random time and place within the month. Unfortunately for Peter, right after he orders the hit, a treatment is discovered that would add decades to his life. Now Peter Katz has to start running, until the month-long deadline ends. Desperate to survive, he has to deal with tall-dwarves, unionized suicide workers, art terrorism and all the insanity that being alive has to offer. Will he make it to the end of the month? Or will Peter Katz live a life's worth of craziness in however many days he has left? For what is Comedy, but Tragedy + Time? [[word count: 100,000-150,000 words]]