having recently broken up y/n and hanji arent in the mood to interact with each other anytime soon. that means new group chats, new routes around school hallways, and an icy cold atmosphere whenever the pair is forced to interact. unfortunately for them the new school year has other things in mind, shared classes, painful group projects, and their ever so tightly intertwined friend groups. or is it really that bad? the two may be outwardly feuding but what if the whole thing had been a misunderstanding to begin with? what if there was still something there? either way it's going to take glue and more than a little prodding to force the two stubborn idiots to work it out.

"y/nji supremacy" Y/N is a popular YouTuber and twitch streamer, who's real job is pretending to not have a massive crush her best friend Hanji. Hanji runs a popular daily vlogging channel and just so happens to be head over heels for Y/N. The two of them start fake dating after one joke- from then on both acting skills and obliviousness are tested as they both stumble through their stupid decisions. Join the two of them through every video, tweet, and confession.

＞「𝘸𝘦𝘭𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘣𝘢𝘤𝘬 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘛𝘢𝘪𝘴𝘩𝘰 𝘌𝘳𝘢 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘮𝘪𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘥 」 𝐒𝐋𝐀𝐘𝐄𝐑 𝐕𝐄𝐑. Demon Slayer belongs to Koyoharu Gotoge.

"it's not my fault my neighbor is hot" y/n is a (struggling) university student who lives in an apartment right next to a person she would like to get "mowed down by" of course that's just a dream- the god on earth she calls her neighbor is dating. y/n keeps her feelings private and on her twitter where she thirsts after said neighbor. "what she doesn't know doesn't hurt her" ymir *is* that neighbor. she lives her life blissfully unaware of y/n's attraction. all she knows is that y/n is the cute girl next door who feeds the strays in the neighborhood. it's adorable there isn't a purer person alive. ymir's relationship- if you could even call it that is dry and boring. they're together in name only at this point. "let's end this annie" one miss text and y/n and ymir's perceptions of each other are shattered. maybe that's for the best though...

Faced with the prospect of marrying Reiner Braun, Y/N thinks she would rather die. It's not that she doesn't like him- he's fine. She gets along well enough with his family and adores his younger sister Gabi- she should be jumping for joy. One big problem though- she's lesbian and he's, well- a man. Her father gives her a way out- prove herself capable (whatever that means) or go through with the marriage. Naturally there's only one thing she can do- become business partners with her father's rival. The highly successful, very ambitious, and less than law abiding merchant who goes by 'The Captain.' But to her crew and anyone who's gutsy enough to indulge in a drink or two she's known by another name, Ymir. tldr. y/n gaslight, gatekeep, girlbossing her way out of an arranged marriage <3

Blue. The color made him angry. The blue of his eyes, the blue of his breath. Sanemi Shinazugawa hated it, he hated everything about the color blue. Blue was the color of Giyu Tomioka.

Ello! Back with another book that might've stayed in the drafts if I felt it was terrible. But enjoy this rarepair!

"Surrender, asshole." "That's asshole-san to you, bitch." And so began a lust affair that would transform the hate of rivals into the not-hate of I'm-not-sure-what-we-mean-to-each-other and finally into the hot, messy love of two fated souls.