The Not-So-Amazing Sequel of The Big Book of Random Stuff Nobody Cares About

Oh dang, there's a sequel! This is were I will complain about life and scream random things because apparently people enjoy reading that. It's going to be lots of- HEY WHAT IS THE MARZIPAN GUINEA FOWL DOING IN THE CREAM MILK BATH TUB I TOLD YOU TO GEnTLY SHOVE HIM IN THE MILK CREAM SINK SO HE COULD SKIP-STOMP TO THE...