❝ sticks & stones may break my bones, but chains & whips excite me! ❞ various. south park x fem. reader. started 7.6.2025 - ongoing.

If he can't have you then no one can. Kyle is your obsessed ex-boyfriend who ends up in a mental asylum for murdering the men that dared to interact with you.

Kyle Broflovski's bloodline has cursed him to life as a vampire, a secret he's kept his whole life until he falls for you. 🥀 He's faced with the task of defending himself from Cartman's vampire slaying agenda and getting his band a gig that isn't totally lame all while navigating through the trials of daily life as a Jewish vampire, an Estrie.🧛🏻 All characters are 18+ (Except for Ike) TW‼️ Blood

❝ i can make the bad guys good for a weekend. ❞ kyle broflovski x fem. reader. started 27.5.2025 - ongoing.

Y/N is a Part-time Barista at Tweek Bros Coffee, and are staying in South Park with your aunt, uncle, and cousin due to your parents going through a divorce. Your parents send you to South Park in order to prevent you from having to deal with the stress and heartache that's to come of the divorce. You aren't planning on staying long, just until the divorce is over. However, some things happen in South Park that might change your life forever. Please keep in mind that these characters are aged up to be 18+! Impressive Rankings: #1 Kyle #1 SouthPark #1 StanMarsh #1 CraigTucker

A kidnapping happened in South Park. Everyone's been on edge since it occurred. But [FULL NAME] is determined to find his friend. Yet romance and his struggles get in the way. ENGLISH IS NOT MY FIRST LANGUAGE + FIRST/SHORT STORY ‖ CW - Underage Drinking - Smoking - Violence - Murder - Kidnapping - Gore ‖

Craig and Cartman, partners in crime. Despite Craig hating Cartman they still worked well together without even meaning to. Craig kept you from dating and Cartman kept Kyle from dating. Just Craig did it so he wouldn't see you hurt while Cartman just wanted to piss Kyle off. They never had the intent or idea it would push you guys together since you hated each other. The world works in mysterious ways. Or as you would say, Mysterion ways... "HAH REMEMBER THAT KENNY! NERD!" "Fuck you" !Cross posted on Ao3! Username is the same! !Fem Reader! I just had to break the fourth wall, I promise this story isn't complete crack (I think?) Warnings- every south park warning and more. drinking is a heavy theme. Extreme slow burn. !Smut in later chapters, check my personal bio to know which chapters have smut!

Rapture: The intense feeling you get when you're in love. In which a teen with a passion for music moves to south park and falls for the schools quarterback #1 in southparkfanfiction 12/12/21 #1 in southparkxreader 6/28/21 #1 in stanxreader 7/10/21 #1 in marsh 2/10/22 #4 in southpark 9/27/21

Stan's the camps most popular guy. He's well known for his singing, guitar playing, and his down earth energy. Plus his parents own the camp while he works there. But Stan's also got a dirty secret he's 100% head over heels for a girl named Y/n who was only supposed to help him get back with Wendy during the summer. All Characters are 18+ Contains a lot of spice and drama, also touches on sensitive subjects like abuse, addiction, and obviously depression.

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