❝This is IKEA's help center speaking. How may I help you?❞ ❝My testicle is stuck.❞ © sonderingly

✿ In which an unusual bubbly girl calls for a mocha coffee, and a bored sarcastic guy answers ✿ Dialogue Short Story warning: i made this when i was like 12 LMAO please be nice T_T

Highest ranking- #5 in SS. Third in teen dialogue series. ••••••••• "He-" "Oh my god, Jason! How much stupider can you get? I already told you to fuck off! Is it that hard to understand?!" "Oh, erm, well, I am not Jason and stupider is definitely not the word." ~ Charlotte Quinn, the girl who found her boyfriend of two years cheating on her with her enemy Betty Jackson and that too, on her eighteenth birthday. Now, she was legal, independent and heartbroken. Read inside to find out what will happen when she meets Connor Rodriguez, through a phone call, at midnight. *Cover made by me. If you want one, PM me.*

Where a girl receives messages from an anonymous passerby who wants to show her the world. © tilmorning. 2013

Highest ranking- #15 in short story (Second in teen dialogue series) "Hello, welcome to breakup helpline! How may I help you?" "What kind of a name is that?" "Well, my boss started this helpline after his breakup, so breakup helpline. Now, are you gonna tell me, with what I can help you because I have plenty of other calls to handle and trust me I am not here for the useless shit." "Rude." "Rude is my middle name, dude." ~ Ever thought that while trying to mend your broken relationship, you will eventually find a new love? No? Well, then start thinking because this is how Brett fell in love with Adrianna. Read inside to find their love theory. *NOT TOO MATURE, BUT I WOULD RECOMMEND 13+ TO READ THIS!*

She loved him, he didn't know -slightly longer synopsis inside -cover photo does not belong to me -short story/poetry

In which a girl goes to the caramel apple booth, just to see a boy. ~cover picture does not belong to me

"Hello, this is Little Talks Teen Hotline. How may I help you?" "Yeah, can I have a large meat-lover's with a two-liter Pepsi? Thanks a bunch." "Uh, ma'am, this isn't Pizza Hut." [ Inspired by stereoactive's " Pizzeria Boy " ]

• ρ • "Hi." "Um, who is this?" "Baby, it's me." "Who is 'me' exactly?" "The love of your life." Alex 'Keith' Locke and Violet Fray never really saw it coming. • ρ • WARNING: My first dialogue story, mild swearing, content of THAT category and cringe-worthy language/storyline