**This is a joke book**

a stupid love story between caillou and barney that i made cause its quarantine. also would just like to say i am not trying to disrespect anyone. this is just for fun <3

a breathtaking short novel about two star crossed lovers. you will feel so many emotions reading this. enjoy.

H-hey.... Read this to become rlly rich (Not clickbeat) Piss

The story of when y/n met a purple dinosaur, but his love for you was.. Unusual. In a bad way, of course.

idk how to write I'm sorry I lack basic grammar but we're gonna ignore that✋. You probably won't understand this unless you've read Pengiwens Marauders series and a certain bigots comments :) This follows the story of Barney, Hania and her favourite necrophilliac.❤

elmo is starting his first day at his new job he learns that his boss is his arch nemesis barney 😱 can they overcome their differences and work together? (this contains smut) why do i exist

yeah

after you took your child to a reopening of a Barney convention, you learned that your son Zion isnt the only one who likes Barney.