(Note: I wasn't sure any body really read this anymore, so I stopped due to lack of motivation) Formerly a one shot! "I got a call from town stating that Edward Elric has been found almost bled out to death. Being admitted to a hospital he died with in about two days. Before death he gave up his body so his brother could have his body back. His last moments were recorded into a book. I read the book a year later, do to not having the guts, and showed his brother also known as Al. let it be known tears were whelmed up and shed by the very two of us." "Hey Alphonse" "Let's being Edward back"

What if there was a sure fire way to get rid of those loathsome pounds once and for all? No diets. No pain. No exercise! Well, now there is...