Not a Book. Guide. The emoticons on here will only work when used on Meebo chat, at the bottom.

We all know Voldemort's the big bad villain of Harry Potter, but he must have a weak spot....well turns out he has rather a lot...These are just a few...or maybe a few more than a few...ways to annoy/irritate/harass/confuse/blahblahblah Voldemort

RATED LOL FOR LAUGH-OUT-LOUDNESS! So just a bunch of random FUNNY things me and my friends made one day at lunch. Enjoy!

This is just a fun...blurb I guess. It is my idea of online chats between all of the Harry Potter characters, if they had instant messaging. I claim no rights to any characters.