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ᴡᴀᴛᴇʀᴄᴏʟᴏʀꜱ | ✓ by virtuallyexisting
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ᴀʟᴀɴᴀ ᴀᴅᴀᴍꜱ ɪꜱ ᴀɴ ᴀꜱᴘɪʀɪɴɢ ᴘᴀɪɴᴛᴇʀ, ᴡᴀɴᴛɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ɢᴇᴛ ɪɴᴛᴏ ʏᴀʟᴇ ᴜɴɪᴠᴇʀꜱɪᴛʏ'ꜱ ᴀʀᴛ ᴘʀᴏɢʀᴀᴍ. ʙᴜᴛ ᴡʜᴇɴ ꜱʜᴇ ᴀᴄᴄɪᴅᴇɴᴛᴀʟʟʏ ʀɪɴɢꜱ ᴜᴘ ᴀ ꜰʟᴏʀɪꜱᴛ ꜱʜᴏᴘ ɪɴꜱᴛᴇᴀᴅ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜᴇ ᴀᴅᴍɪꜱꜱɪᴏɴꜱ ᴏꜰꜰɪᴄᴇ, ᴛʜɪɴɢꜱ ɢᴇᴛ ᴀ ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ ɪɴᴛᴇʀᴇꜱᴛɪɴɢ. ᴄᴏᴘʏʀɪɢʜᴛ © 2018 ʙʏ ᴘᴜʟ ᴘᴀʀᴍᴀʀ ᴀʟʟ ʀɪɢʜᴛꜱ ʀᴇꜱᴇʀᴠᴇᴅ
The Nanny by Selenegreyy
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Jessica Cullen is a simple girl who is a part time student who works at a restaurant to support herself. But what happens when her old crush, Stefan Black appears in her quiet life? And what's more. A little baby boy falls in love with her. Read to find out about their exciting journey🖤
The Art of You by annasteffey
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What happens when the star baseball player hits a home run into the art studio window? ***** All Sadie Lane Garner needed to make herself happy was a canvas and paintbrush. With copious projects due and little studio time, she volunteers to clean the art building in exchange for after-hour use of the university art supplies. But, she doesn't foresee the loud baseball games outside the workshop windows, the near-perfect view of the field, or the sight of devious, dark-haired athlete, Elijah Preston, known for his charm and home runs. And it doesn't take long for Sadie to find out he also has the perfect view of her. ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ Completed, 80-85k words Stand Alone novel [previously named The Art of Falling] Cover photo from Pexels edited on Canva Copyright of Anna Steffey All rights reserved. This book or any portion thereof may not be reproduced or used in any manner whatsoever without the express written permission of the publisher except for the use of brief quotations in a book review. -- ONLY POSTED TO WATTPAD
KIDNAPPED BY THE AGENT | Project Callister Book One by ValorAndVice
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#1 in humor, action, and romance ❝Octavia Snow, you're going to have to come with me,❞ the stranger said with an amused look. ❝No thanks, I'm really not a big fan of kidnapping.❞ ❝Sorry Cupcake. You don't have a choice.❞ --- OCTAVIA SNOW is a sassy, sarcastic, and perpetually hungry college student who is kidnapped by the CIA. ACE BLACKWELL is the leader of this highly deadly team, not to mention, he's the one who decided to kidnap Octavia. Together, a world-renowned agent, an infamous thief, a powerful mafia leader, a deadly assassin...and a teenage girl are forced to work together to stop the crime of the century. READERS' REVIEWS "By far my favorite book on wattpad." "My new standard of guys is Ace Blackwell." "I'm laughing, I'm crying, and I'm loving this." Started in December 2017
The Prom Queen's Date by Troplet
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When Sam Jackson and her best friend join the prom committee, Sam unexpectedly finds herself locking lips with a candidate for prom queen, Sabrina Jenkins. Old crushes resurface but there's one little problem. Sam promises to help Sabrina's campaign for the prom queen title and in doing so, she sets up a public running mate and the prom queen's date both of which who are decidedly not her.
Swindling Mr. Mate - (Mister Twister series book 3) by MedievalTomboy
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"I can fight my own battles." She used the smuggled smugness in bragging. If the mocking look given by him wasn't a byproduct of insult, then the words followed surely surpassed it. "But you look like a girl. How can you?" This blacklisted the smug on her face as her face turned from white to pink and worked hard through its way to bright red. Thanks to him, she is successfully angered. "What do you mean 'look like a girl'? I am a girl." Both he and her wolf scoffed at the same time making her greatly infuriated. Valeriu Ion Cazacu, a Romanian hot and delicious human, leads his life as famous pharmacologist. He is a cool and composed man with a reasonable and neutral mindset. Knowledgeable and strategic, he is not a man of words but actions. Veira Dea Lupus, a rogue werewolf who raised herself and her wolf alone, is an epitome of trickery. She is a woman of words than actions while her wolf is an animal of beauty than instincts. With a mouth full of lies and eyes made of deceit, she is a queen of negotiation. With a wolf that drives her mad and a man who smells like medicine that may cure her wolf, will Veira trick the moonlight of Valeriu? What happens when a smooth sailing Valeriu is hit by a bi-creature? Will Valeriu sink or sail? Follow the journey of a Valeriu and Veira with full of tricks and head-butting wolf trucks. Swindling Mr. Mate is a book written with humored ink, romantic quill, bordered by fantasy and highlighted with much needed bites and kisses. ~*~*~*~*~*~
Draining Mr. Brainy -(DA series book 1) by MedievalTomboy
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"I'm Tiny." "I absolutely do not think so." "No, my name is tiny." "That's okay; just tell me what it is." "No you don't understand. My name is really tiny." "How tiny can it be? Less than an alphabet, a coma, colon or a dot? Just spill it out." "I am Tiny Dew Almond. My name is Tiny and I'm here for you." Saying, she knocked his calmly spending arrogant life with her name, fame and a little madness. Tiny Dew Almond, a fresh graduate and a fresh in market investment banker to her own small firm which is smaller than her name, is a smart, lively and a good girl; with only one weakness. Helping. She loves helping people, almost madly. Zorion Nigel, an hotelier who is sly, arrogant, egoist, short tempered and definitely meekly mannered. What happens when one day he wakes up and finds himself helpless in the hands of an always helping girl? Not to forget her weakness that brings him to hell every minute of his existence. What happens when Tiny's tiny efforts to help others lands Zorion into a pit of misfortune and abyss of revenge? What happens when a freely lived arrogant life of Zorion suddenly costs him his sanity and freedom all thanks to Tiny's heavy burden on him? Who will drain whom? Who will win yet lose and who will lose yet win? Draining Mr. Brainy is romantically involved humorous journey of nonsensical revenge and help that doesn't end lives but starts new ones.
The Royal Circus (Sutherland Book 2) by greenwriter
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When the obnoxious doctor and notorious drunkard Oliver St. Vincent meets the woman he has always been set to find, he discovers her secrets and he is faced with a problem: is she the enemy, or is she love? ***** Set to return previous King Reginald to his throne, the gentlemen of the Royal Circus is in for an adventure with their biggest enemy thus far, and it is not the current King Louis but the institution that placed him there: Belcourt. An orphanage exclusive only to young girls, Belcourt keeps too many secrets, amongst them are the Belles, a group of women trained in the art of espionage and seduction. And in the middle of all this, drunkard and secret doctor of the Royal Circus, Oliver St. Vincent finds himself enamored and intrigued by one Belle because of a past they share. At the same time, Aliya, considered as the prime Belle of Belcourt, finds herself drawn to the bedraggled, obnoxious doctor she should consider her enemy. But unknown to all, Aliya holds a secret. And it is one that will fuel the game between the ladies of Belcourt and the gentlemen of the Royal Circus. Still set in the fictional world of the Kingdom of Sutherland, this story follows the first title of the series, Court of Flowers.
Emma by Ranaymann
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Emma, by Jane Austen, is a novel about youthful hubris and the perils of misconstrued romance. The story takes place in the fictional village of Highbury and the surrounding estates of Hartfield, Randalls, and Donwell Abbey and involves the relationships among individuals in those locations consisting of "3 or 4 families in a country village".The novel was first published in December 1815 while the author was alive, with its title page listing a publication date of 1816. As in her other novels, Austen explores the concerns and difficulties of genteel women living in Georgian-Regency England; she also creates a lively comedy of manners among her characters and depicts issues of marriage, gender, age, and social status.
Driving Doctor Mayhem by doctorhorrible
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PERSONAL ASSISTANT NEEDED. People skills optional. Ability to take drink orders preferred. Personal mode of transport a MUST. To Reply, Contact Dr. M's home office: 1-555-TRBLE-4-U (Idiots and those prone to knock-knock jokes need not apply.) ◎ ◎ ◎ Nobody in their right mind would respond to a help wanted listing so vague. Enter, Robin Banks. The wacky exploits of a narcoleptic super villain and his reluctant sidekick. [COMPLETED FIRST DRAFT - #22 in Humor on 4/12/15]