POV: you decide to treat yourself to a self-care day and fill yourself with positivity and self-love 💗 (it's all wholesome until you realize that y/n is going to do that by fucking a rose quartz dildo) another awful traumatizing shit post brought to you by famel bob productions.
in which y/n is exposed to dangerous curiosity and sinful temptation by a papaya. later engulfing in his dark twisted desires. based on (hopefully not) true events. ──────────────── 🏷️... → author's note: as most of my books this ends in food porn. enjoy another traumatic reading experience provided by me, F...
[ warning: EXPLICIT SEXUAL CONTENT ] SUMARRY: life is short, might as well... steal a carrot and shove it up your ass in the walmart restrooms? ──────────────────────── 🏷️... → author's note: another short story (these are fun to make) because i'm bored and i still haven't updated any of my other books. enjoy...
❝ listen, i don't have a food kink or anything of that sort but... i really, really wanna fuck that bagel right now. ❞ ❝ bro wtf ❞ ❝ it- IT JUST LOOKS SO... SO FUCKABLE ❞ ─── IN WHICH , , , y/n fucks a very good looking bagel (and then eats it) ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ story by: @-cxothicol ↳ ꒰🏷️꒱ STATUS: [ 𝗖...
y/n has a dick. y/n fucks the thanksgiving turkey. thanksgiving is fucked (literally) thanks to y/n. happy thanksgiving! featuring: a 'i'm fucking done with this job' narrator credit to my friends during lunch for idea.
Halloween. Oh Halloween~! Wonderful Halloween. What could possibly be more lovely than... aesthetic murder, haunted houses, dancing skeletons, Trick or Treating and... naughty spirits, and sexy pumpkins ???! Well well well... this sure does seems interesting! IN WHICH, Y/N loves Halloween! But this Hallow...
𝐓𝐎𝐔𝐂𝐇 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐆𝐑𝐀𝐒𝐒 ! ❪ grass x fem! reader ❫ ❝ go and play with the grass. maybe it cures your horniness, wack ass hoe 。❞ 𝗜𝗡 𝗪𝗛𝗜𝗖𝗛, a teen who is down bad is convinced by their best friend to go touch some grass. and they do - or something like that. ──────────────────...
❛ 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙁𝙍𝙀𝙀 𝙄𝘾𝙀 𝘾𝙍𝙀𝘼𝙈 𝙏𝙍𝙐𝘾𝙆 ━━━━━━━━━━ ━━━━ ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇ sᴜᴍᴍᴇʀ ɪ sᴛᴏʟᴇ ᴏɴᴇ ᴛᴏᴏ ╰─ 𝗜𝗡 𝗪𝗛𝗜𝗖𝗛, in a hunt for the mysterious free ice cream truck, a very stupid and impulsive teen gets into a shady van because it said 'free ice cream' ❝ SO... WHERE IS THE ICE CREAM?! ❞ ❝ THERE IS N...
let's talk about coffee and our troubles ❪ human elmo x reader ❫ ❝ a penny for your thoughts? ❞ ❝ hmm how about a coffee instead? ❞ ❝ deal. ❞ ╰─ 𝗜𝗡 𝗪𝗛𝗜𝗖𝗛, a coffee addicted book worm meets a tired college student in the park. together they bond over coffee talks. they a...
❛ 𝐍𝐎𝐓𝐈𝐅𝐈𝐂𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐒 ❜ ❪ duolingo x gn! reader ❫ whatever you do, do NOT avoid the notifications. it might seem like nothing, just a simple 'swipe away' but trust me, it is more than that. i repeat, do NOT ignore the notifications. 𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘰𝘦𝘴𝘯'𝘵 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘪𝘵. unless of course... you wa...
❛ 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗸𝗻𝗼𝘄 𝘄𝗵𝗮𝘁'𝘀 𝗻𝗲𝘅𝘁 𝗯𝗮𝗯𝘆 ❜ ❛ 𝗻𝗼, 𝗽𝗹𝗲𝗮𝘀𝗲! 𝗻𝗼 ❜ ❛ 𝘀𝗼𝗿𝗿𝘆 𝗯𝗮𝗯𝘆, 𝗯𝘂𝘁 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗸𝗻𝗼𝘄... 𝙩𝙞𝙢𝙚 𝙞𝙨 𝙪𝙥 ❜ ╰─ 𝗜𝗡 𝗪𝗛𝗜𝗖𝗛, one finds themselves trapped in a dark basement with exactly 31 hours to escape until your raptor comes back to breaks your ankles. ...
𝙎𝙋𝘼𝙉𝙄𝙎𝙃 𝙊𝙍 𝙑𝘼𝙉𝙄𝙎𝙃 ❪ duolingo bird x reader ❫ ❝ they couldn't see how awesome duolingo really was... so i took out their eyes ❞ ❝ DUDE WHAT THE FU- ❞ ╰─ 𝗜𝗡 𝗪𝗛𝗜𝗖𝗛, y/n just wanted to learn some decent spanish for their class but they didn't have in c...