In which Hatake Kakashi is reincarnated as a baby in New York City... and is completely pissed about it. I DON'T OWN NARUTO (or the cover art) Warnings! -Kakashi is gay in this story, but there is no BL, there's only a little bit of fluff possibly a kiss I'm not sure yet -I HAVE A POTTY MOUTH... you have been warned -Slight religion and Karen bashing -Violence -Death! -Abusive relationships -My comedy can be really over the top at times ALSO, I APPRECIATE COMMENTS!

In which Illumi Zoldyck is hired by Dumbledore to assassinate Voldemort. Crack taken seriously. I DON'T OWN HXH OR HARRY POTTER (or the cover art) Warnings! -Violence, murder, assassinations -I HAVE A POTTY MOUTH... -Slight wizard bashing -There is violence, if you are comfortable with torture, and gory descriptions, please go ahead -Illumi being Illumi -Crackish humor One last thing: I've never seen a story even remotely similar this on a fanfiction website, so if you see it and are even mildly into hxh or Harry Potter, please give it a chance. ALSO, I APPRECIATE COMMENTS!