In which Jimin starts a group chat with a bunch of people he knows, hoping for them all to become good friends despite several of them being confused and unwilling. [aka Jimin becomes the reason for his friends finding the love of their lives, and himself, too.] (yoonmin, taekook, namjin, and yugseok [[yugyeom and hoseok]] cuz hobi being the only single one makes me sAD.) Completed. :) highest rankings #1 - bts #1 - yoonmin #1 - taekook #1 - namjin #1 - jungkook ???mY GuY iM sHOoK,,

Yoonmin CRACK! au 》 Seeing that his friend is getting nice message replies from subway, Jimin thinks it's a good idea to play and text them too. What he doesn't expect is to get replies that are way different, and a salty staff member to be on the other end of the line. • Side taekook • ~ mostly but not all social media (edits) au ~ !!! Lots of but EXTREMELY short parts !!! 》 This AU is ongoing and is originally published under my twitter account, you can find it under @starryjimini ! 《

«Yoongi: fucking call me Yoongles again and I won't be the one that's gone» or: the groupchat fic that nobody asked for because there's so many, but was written anyway. Also posted on AO3 @Taetaehyungie WARNINGS: references to sex and alcohol. Polyamory. Boyxboyxboy. Crying. A lot of crying. 17.07.18 - #2 in polyamory!

twitter crack au wherein jungkook downloads a virus and cops a feel for the it guy helping him with it

"i just wanted pasta, not a sauce tsunami" "welcome to the spaghetto 😔" __ In which Taehyung, Jimin and Jin come back from France to see their friend, but meet three boys that take their interests.

What is happening in the group chat of BTS, the seven member south korean boy group? let's find out right now (just so you know this book contains gay ships, memes, swear words and you know...jokes that are probably not suitable for kids) (Oof completed) •• EDIT : 17/05/21 [ yo it's me author from the year 2021, man, I can't believe it's been 3 years or so since I made this, time really flies by huh? I had the idea to read this again after all these years and... yeah I'm gonna cringe at this 10 years in the future, I'm sure. I had the idea to just delete this book so I can sleep soundly at night but that wouldn't be very fun, would it? Besides, this book carries a lot of fond memories while writing believe it or not so instead, to spare me some of the cringefest I deleted some of the filler chapters, and yeah that's basically the only changes I've made to this. aight enjoy the book now I guess ] [ oh yeah and I *might* rewrite this in a seperate book because I thought that would be fun but no promises ;) ]

BTS HUNGER GAMES lNTERACTIVE AU is a new au on twitter made by @yeeyoongi you can follow her on Twitter for updates

this is just bts random funny texts. just making this up as we go. Hope you enjoy! There's taekook and other ships in here. If you would like to send story ideas let me know! saltyloyal1@gmail.com you can send emails here as well!

"AVENGERS ASSEMBLE! " hoseok yelled, holding up his shield, as they all reached the their destination. "first of all", yoongi started, "we're all literally right here you blind bitch so stop trying to assemble us", he continued, " and stop being so fucking loud hoe, my mom just called me and said she can literally hear you all the way from daegu" taehyung snickered, "that's what she said last- " "fucking complete that sentence, doctor weird and i swear to God i will fucking dislocate your kneecaps" yoongi said, stepping in front of taehyung. "atleast i have kneecaps, shorty", taehyung bravely replied with a smirk. "THAT'S IT YOU LITTLE SHIT-" yoongi angrily yelled as he grabbed taehyung by his cape's collar. 》_____________________《 -bts as avengers! au The universally-loved superheroes decide to film a documentary to give their fans a peek inside what goes on in their lives. One where they aren't being the brave superheroes that the world knows, but are showcasing their real, crackhead selves. - featuring special guest appearance from bang shi hyuk oppa, lucas, baekhyun, sehun, jackson, hyunjin, soobin, & heuningkai (basically the entire kpoop industry) 𝘩𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨: #1 𝙗𝙩𝙨𝙘𝙧𝙖𝙘𝙠 #2 𝙣𝙘𝙩𝙘𝙧𝙖𝙘𝙠 #2 𝙚𝙭𝙤𝙘𝙧𝙖𝙘𝙠

bts on Instagram is really it tbh. 🤡