A young boy named Timothy Burgundy Bean - affectionately dubbed Bean by his friend - wishes for nothing more than a chance at normalcy, after 13 long years of being thrown in lockers, rejected, and hassled. An odd, odd man in a purple hat offers him a deal he can refuse, but doesn't and upon taking it, begins to wonder if he should've.

The tedious and meticulous life of Lana Lorraine, who just wants answers and to go by. It gets better then worse, and sometimes the opposite.