You are a young hard worker that has traveled around the globe, can speak 30 languages and knows what to do. Your boss is a Muscular Green Beauty that starts to spend more and more time with you. Could it be love for you, for once? NOTE: THIS BOOK IS FOR EPIC GAMERS. IF YOU'VE BEATEN HEROBRINE OR THE ENDER DRAGON, COME ON IN.

[ self insert , duolingo owl x reader ] " It appears that you've missed your daily Japanese lesson . You know what happens now . " The noises outside your window got louder , and louder ! Then suddenly , the door opened . " I should have expected you to forget about me as well . . . " ׂׂׂׂૢ་༘࿐ top ranks : # 242 - joke - 8.23.19 # 37 - duo - 8.23.19 # 10 - duolingo - 8.23.19 ׂׂׂׂૢ་༘࿐ p . s : 10 k reads for chapter 7 : )

[FINISHED] Gordon Ramsay has known and loved Shrek ever since their Junior year of Highschool. When Gordon goes to Shrek's swamp to propose, things don't go as planned and Gordon is heartbroken.

!! I MADE THIS WHEN I WAS LIKE 12 BEWARE !! A fat ogre and a fat bee meet up and fall in love, shit happens, read. this shit has older humour than my nan christ

For some reason this isn't really a massive joke??

Idk this is a really trashy story why did I write this lol

Time doesn't matter. Especially, when you're kidnapped by a bright green owl, who despises lazy people. Too bad you're a part of those lazy humans. This story was previously discontinued because I didn't have any inspiration. I have edited every chapter so far.