2d was a masochist. Not much to it. He found it hot when Murdoc hit him but he would never tell him that. Would he? Also... This story happens when Noodle is like 15 and mostly happens in the house from the DoYaThing music video.

I will do Smut, fluff, depressing shit, whatever I can think of. SLOW UPDATES. Stardew Valley Monster Prom Dbh (Detroit: Become Human) Eddsworld Venom Fnaf Undertale Hazbin Hotel HELLUVA BOSS And more that i cant think of at the moment

**NSFW** Read responsibly!! This is SATIRE and meant for an 18+ audience. Keep this in mind when reading please! I do not genuinely condone what may be written or support the ships written about, again this is all meant as satire.

Angelique is tired of her mother getting on her back and convincing her to get a proper job instead of a side job. Since she still doesn't listen to her request, yet she finds a maid job that might help her at Boxmore. Will it work?

Ok basically, lock downs boring, I've seen this become a trend and yeah I couldn't think of a good title I'm sorry bout that. Pretty sure everyone knows how this goes, Tom and Redd meet up on the island again blah blah blah, fight a bit, big storm, they get back together aaayyeee. There will be other characters as well, mostly based off my own island. There will be some not so popular ships, if I get a number of people complaining about the ships (Apart from Tom x Redd) then I may adapt the story to satisfy. I've seen this cover a lot, I will put notes to credit the artists!!

THAT ONE TIK TOK VIDEO HAS CONSUMED ME AND NOW THIS IS MY OTP SOMEBODY HELP ME WHAT AM I DOING (cover by @rorokonaa on Tik Tok and Instagram)

Tom Nook x Redd [Credit to Rorokonaa] THEY ARE AWESOME The Island gets an unexpected visitor from Tom Nook's past.

Redd shows up on the Island one day to Nook's surprise. While trying to prove to Nook he has changed, he struggles through his natural urges. (Basically Beastars w Animal Crossing characters lol)

Tom Nook and Crazy Redd were both partners in crime at some point in there lives. Time passes, and Crazy Redd steals all of Nook's money and leaves him behind. More time passes, Tom Nook becomes an honest business man and is currently running the Island Getaway Package along side the polite Isabelle, and the oddball Potato, however, Nook requests Potato to dispose of an old photo of the two and goes to Crazy Redd about it. (Title by CupcakeCross)

how tf did you find this book. this book is 100% satire btw read at your own risk. cover art made by me 😋