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berry  and aDAM and and vanessa and shrek and spongebob and sanic and gene and u by wiimote
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berry lovs for peope at onc how wiwl he surviv wen wiwl he lern dat da on hoo lovs hin iz gene da emog mi bruthr maed da covorr
Shrek x Woody *SHREXY* by daddu_shrek
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Shrek is a struggling artist. A poet to be exact. Then he meets the dreamy woody who turns his life around. *smut* With special guest Guy Fieri ~ highest ranking: #1 in the shrek tag!
Shrek x toothpaste by OliverSortaExists
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Shrek goes to Walmart looking for carrots but he finds something raddEr love!!!!!!! ❤️
Danny Devito X Peppa pig X reader  by abcfde123654
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Danny, Peppa and you have lots of fun.
A Real Man || Bob the Builder x Postman Pat by thighdaddies
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Bob's new postman is hot, sexy, and wild. How will he calm his urges?
Obama: The Musical by savvywants2die
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What My Boredom Leads To
That Vegan Teacher x Gordon Ramsey x Queen Elizabeth ( UPDATE SOON ) by GoogledUser69
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A dramatic love story, filled with red (blood and romance) - - A summer morning, Miss Katie moves to Britain, as she was there she met Gordon Ramsey and the British Queen. What will she do!? Will she pick Gordon or the Queen? What secrets does the Queen have in store? What powers does vegan Teacher and Gordon have? And at Last why is prince phillip so thiccccccc 😩😩⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️ - Sorry for deleting panchos drug cartel :,) - - Enjoy~