“I’m starting to think letting you into my home wasn’t such a good idea.” “Oh it was probably the worst thing you’ve ever done.” There was a moment’s pause before he spoke again. “Do you regret it?” “Not one bit.”

Dan/Phil: 17 year old Dan finally works up the courage to ask his crush for his number, except his crush is an asshole and the number reaches a sympathetic stranger instead. Just about the lamest title I've ever come up with. I wrote this last year but couldn't post it on wattpad as it needs pictures, so I got pretty excited when I got the new update. <5k oneshot, light reading + just a bit of fun

John's never seen a kid like him. He has this beautiful, crazy grace - withheld behind a smug smile and wisecracks that make John frustrated in so many different kinds of ways. And his eyes; crystal clear, decisive, cleaning through the unimportant things to find the valuables in life. He may or may not have a thing for smoking and James Bond, his favorite ice cream is mint with a chocolate swirl, and he is absolutely addicted to Pop Rocks and toffee. He enjoys pretty boys and warehouses, where he can hoard and think and be alone. Also, bumper cars, and John Watson. But Sherlock Holmes's thing, his niche, his calling in life... is to steal. Books. Wallets. Phones. Cars. Everything you've ever wanted, he's had. Everything you've ever wished for, he's stolen. Everything you are, everything you told yourself that you weren't, he owns, and he plays you like an out-of-tune violin. Does that mean that John's going to let him steal his heart? Not a shot in hell.

you're the color of everything that's ever meant anything

I saw a boy today. His names called Phil. I wanted to become friends with him. So I did. Enjoy <3

THIS IS NOT MY STORY I'm just posting it on here because it can be bothersome to find on archive of our own. So here is the famous forest fic. enjoy

Short tales of a telepathic professor and a metal manipulating murderer who happen to be in love.

~COMPLETED~ ~"The Boy Trap" Book 2~ I had a broken boy in my arms. I only know half of who he truly is, and I need to find out the rest. I need to fix every little problem that he faces. It's my job to fix him. Check out @shimo_spooky_apple! They have made some amazing art for this book, and they deserve all the love they can get :)

This is the best dictionary ever. Enjoy.

Even though Harry Potter's journey alongside his friends at Hogwarts is over, his story continues with his children, as well as his friends' children, as they attend Hogwarts! It's the first year of Hogwarts for Albus Potter, Rose Weasley, Holly Longbottom, and even Scorpius Malfoy. Just like the well-known members of the group called Dumbledore's Army, these kids with famous parents go through many adventures during their time at the crazy wizard school. Friendships form, romance blossoms, and even conflict stirs amongst the new group of friends. Follow them throughout their journey at Hogwarts, as you did with Harry, Ron, Hermione, Ginny, Neville, and Luna.