Mumbo Jumbo was a vampire. He lived on Hermitcraft as one of the Hermits, and kept this secret locked behind closed doors. He could keep himself under control, and no one on the server was the wiser. But when he suddenly begins to slip, his instincts taking more control of him, he has to figure out how to keep his secret- and his friends- safe. No matter what. -- Mumbo was a vampire. This was a fact that he had to live with. However, Mumbo never did anything to hurt any of his friends. Sure, he had always had urges, to say the least. It was just a part of his nature, his instinct. But Mumbo could control himself. He wasn't an impulsive person, he could keep himself collected. Mumbo knew how to control himself. For the most part. -- 1 in Grumbo - June 15th, 2023 2 in Mumbo - June 23rd, 2023 1 in Mumbo - June 26th, 2023 1 in Grian (???) - July 14th, 2023 1 in Mumbo - July 14th, 2023 1 in Grumbo - July 14th, 2023 5 in Hermitcraft - July 14th, 2023 2 in Hermitcraft - July 20th, 2023 1 in Hermitcraft - July 27th, 2023 1 in Hermitcraft - July 31st, 2023 1 in Grumbo - October 31st, 2023 1 in Grumbo - November 23rd, 2023 1 in Mumbo - December 14th, 2023 1 in Mumbo - December 19th, 2023 1 in Grumbo - January 18th, 2024 3 in Hermitcraft - January 18th, 2024 1 in Grumbo - February 13th, 2024 1 in Hermitcraft - February 13th, 2024

The title Includes: Hermitcraft Third Life/Last Life/Double Life Empires SMP Wattpad only, if you see this on another site it's been stolen

First came the heavens, the glistening white abyss of clouds that overlooked the barren land. Then came the six primaries: Life, Death, Earth, Ocean, Weather, and Chaos. Happy ascension day! This is a story of my creation using the Hermitcraft characters! To be clear, I am using their HC personas, not the actual people. You do not need any background with HC to understand or enjoy the story however. This story does contain shipping (#Grumbo) but no explicit smut. Slight warning: this story does contain some violence Cover art was drawn by my amazing brother!

-Grian Gotts' Guide To Villainy (and not dying)- Hello! If you want to become a villain, you're almost certainly going to need this book. It has a few tips on what to do and not do as a villain, and also tells the story of how I became a villain! Isn't that exciting? (Well, not really, because I have to deal with lame, stupid heroes all day who are lame and stupid, but it's better than working at the bank!) -- AKA: A story centred around the newest villain in a world where 90% of the population is born with superpowers. -- A Hermitcraft Heroes and Villains AU - Book One of the 'Hermitcraft Guide' Series. Wattpad only, if you see this on another site it's been stolen

What if: hermits. what would you do then. huh.

Hermitcraft Coffee Shop AU! Just some tired college students trying to swim through homework, take care of themselves, and maybe fall in love along the way? Etho x Bdubs, because what even is their ship name? Friends → rivals/enemies → friends again → lovers Slow burn, because I physically can't write anything else, and cozy vibes all throughout! (except maybe a splash of drama some places, but it ends cozy I promise) (Not IRL people of course!!! just their minecraft characters but in a real world-ish au.) And here's the old description because I think it's funny enough to keep somewhere at least. So uh- I should be writing another book until I finish one of my other ones huh? Well this was a dare, and if you think I'm going to give up on one of those, then clearly you don't me. So screw it! Etho x Bdubs, Frenemies/Rivals sort of, strangers to crushes to rivals to who even knows?! Obv no smut, and a Coffee shop AU because I'm a sucker for those and it's about time I write one of 'em. Welcome to hell! We have confusing schedules, undefined background relationships, and a full assed book with a plot line that's going about 100 pages slower than it was supposed to! Enjoy! (this is a threat! /j)

hermitcraft oneshots and fun !! book cover by pizzati on Tumblr, link: https://pizzat-i.tumblr.com/post/642714779843280896/i-just-i-just-love-drawing-him-okay-fam

This is a camping trip story with the Hermits in Season 8 of Hermitcraft, with all of them being high schoolers aside from TFC, the really cool bus driver. Not much more to say, other than if you like fun chaos, nature, and all of the hermits in one book, this might be a nice read for ya! (No smut and No self-insert oc's) This is sorta a collab with my sibling, (you guys can call 'em StarFox or Cloudy) but both books are being posted on my account because they don't have one. It's the other Hermitcraft Camping Trip story on this account with Geminitay on the cover! Hope you enjoy!

Doc is a Villain. Bdubs is a Hero. What else should happen but love?

I only ship their Minecraft personas, NOT THE REAL HERMITS. And if Mumbo or Grian ever make a post about being uncomfortable with being shipped, this will be taken down.