A short story inspired by the song by Conan Gray: Heather. This is for him.

━ ❨ 🐦💐🐚🍑 ❩ '𝙗𝙧𝙞𝙖𝙣: why is there a group chat W A I T FREDDIE DO NOT TOUCH THE RACCOON ROGER WHAT THE FUCK WHERE ARE YOU GUYS 𝙟𝙤𝙝𝙣: underneath the bleachers 𝙗𝙧𝙞𝙖𝙣: WE ARE SUPPOSED TO BE IN AN ASSEMBLY' ❨ 𝘨𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘱 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘵 ❩ ❨ 𝘩𝘪𝘨𝘩 𝘴𝘤𝘩𝘰𝘰𝘭!𝘢𝘶 ❩ ❨ 𝘴𝘸𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨, 𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘨𝘦 𝘥𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨, 𝘴𝘦𝘹, 𝘥𝘳𝘶𝘨 𝘶𝘴𝘦, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘮𝘰𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘯𝘪𝘻𝘦𝘥 /𝘰𝘰𝘤 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘰𝘯𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘪𝘦𝘴 ❩

"This book speaks to anyone with a neurodivergent brain, that may feel like an alien here on earth. I swear Browning made me laugh and cry and question reality...sometimes all in the same sentence." -JD Todd, author The universe is a very strange place. It will take even stranger heroes to save it. Potto is dim-witted, extremely forgetful and incredibly naïve. He wasn't always this way. Aye-Aye is devilishly shrewd and has boozed his way into a comfortable existence of incompetence and sleaze. How they ended up being two of the most wanted aliens in the galaxy is anyone's guess. Chased down by every oddball bounty hunter in the known universe, and befriended by a libidinous assassin, a fire-breathing reptilian, and a telepathic tree, their misadventures take them past Earth (the mall planet), to a floating sex circus, a planet of killer stuffed animals, an underground spaceship impound lot, and to a planet of reasonably priced bungalows. All while flying around in a ship powered by the brain waves of a psycho killer. A great prophecy proclaims that only "one of light, and one of dark" can save the universe from the dictatorship of The Node. That can't be Potto and Aye...Potto doesn't know what the word prophecy means, and neither know how to spell it. Part sci-fi epic, part absurd dark comedy, I Don't Seem So Bright in a Well-Lit Room is a comment on human behavior, depression, anxiety, and self-esteem. But way more fun than that sounds. So, do up your space seatbelts...it's going to be a bumpy ride. Despite the lack of potholes in space. (Sci-fi /Dark Humour/Absurd) *Completed! Enjoy! Highest rankings: #1 Adventure #1 Action #1 Science Fiction/Sci-fi #1 Misadventures #1 Absurd #1 Mindbending And all because of YOU. Thank you. *Now available in paperback from Story Well Publishing anywhere you like to order books! www.storywellpublishing.com Merch available at: www.theseanbrowning.come

A possible future in less than 500 words, if plastic wins. This was my entry for the WattPad/National Geographic #PlanetOrPlastic competition back in late 2018. It reached their Top 10 Submissions which, given that there appeared to be well over 5000 entries, was a very pleasant surprise! The competition itself had a limit of 500 words so, for those who keep asking if I intend continuing the story, the answer (for now!) is no - unless I can find a very good reason for adding any more. Many thanks to everyone reading and voting on this story and getting it to number 1 in the #sciencefiction category in May/June 2020! I did try to thank the voters individually on their pages but Wattpad have a daily limit on the number of times I'm allowed to do that and there are now too many of you (not that I'm complaining)! Here's the top 10 submissions page: https://www.wattpad.com/list/738243473-planetorplastic-top-10-submissions If you want to read the story in Polish please head over to https://www.wattpad.com/story/236405960-m%C4%85dro%C5%9B%C4%87-staro%C5%BCytnych-t%C5%82umaczenie-pl where @juliatlumaczy has done a fine job - thank you, Julia! @juliatlumaczy has now sent me a version of the cover she used for her Polish translation - thanks again, Julia! @alex_sokolova has also translated the story into Russian as well. You can read that here: https://www.wattpad.com/976002417-мудрость-древних - many thanks, Alex! We now have a third translation! @AlfonsoLucassen has kindly translated it into Spanish and you can find it here: https://www.wattpad.com/1063634347-la-sabidur%C3%ADa-de-los-antiguos

This time, instead of the girl going back in time, the Beatles go into the future!

A young woman from 2019 is thrown back in time after a car accident, coming face to face with the band members she's adored her whole life. She's worried that the things she does while in the past will impact the future in ways she can't imagine. But does that stop her from falling in love? Hell no. Will Heather be able to return to her home in the future? Will she even want to? Will there be thrilling scenes of debauchery and lust? Will Roger Taylor ever get his bottle of vodka back? Guess you'll have to read and find out!

We'll be playing smash or pass, would you rather, and other games all in honor of the love of rock n' roll, so play along with me:) I want to hear your opinions, so comment what you think!

Brian May x Fem!Reader ⁺˚*･༓☾ ☽༓･*˚⁺ When studying at Imperial College in the 1970s, your path is crossed by a beautiful boy as much in love with the stars as you.