Camila meets a girl called Matthew Pussy, she feels bad for her so she dates her. What happened when things get heated and they're about to giddy it up. Will they do the deed and send the choo choo train to bush land? or will Camila be too blinded by the huge, oily, shiny forehead to fuck? (cover made by me)

Now after 7 years of hiding, Lauren's desk opens up about the secret sex scandals of jauregui industries. was it abuse or was it an adventure? Desk tells all.

Camila gets AIDS from drinking the water in Mexico.