About three things I was absolutely positive. First, the hot guy's name was Farquaad. Second, there was a part of me that wanted him to farq me. Third, onions. Shrek X farquaad :) K this story might be a joke but Shrek definitely isn't.

Against all odds, Ninja and Optimus Prime meet and end up falling for each other. How will their story unfold? {gay I think} {not a joke}

I personally LIVE for this ship, I have my own opinion and that's okay, there's little to no fan art of this (1 or 2) and no fanfiction, I guess I'll be the first! And I want to bring this ship to life!

Basically a Fanfiction to GhostMyers, Ghostface x Michael Myers, Shapeface or however you want to call the ship :3 ●! Contains Nsfw!●