You're a cute little neko who works at a cat cafe in London, when suddenly Gordon Ramsay appears!! He likes what you got and makes you his new student. Will you become the next big thing in the chef industry? And will your relationship with Gordon blossom into something more?? ;^3 honk honk Witten by me and my bfffl :^)

This is a joke and should not be taken seriously.

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this is really good please read it

Gordon Ramsay quotes. That is all.

You can actually cook, good for you. Now you can cook in front of Gordon Ramsay. And now you're 27 with no say in this. --- You glanced over at the other contestants. They're all professionals. A sweat formed onto your face. As the food you have to cook was slowly revealed, you wondered about the challenge.

Just gordon ramsay shit

I have no life, so take this (: Help I'm being dragged into the legend of Zelda fandom what am I gonna tell the thousands of people who came for my cringey undertale books-

Cover fanart by @nlize22 on Twitter. Danganronpa is a VR in this AU. • Shuichi is a Danganronpa enthusiast. After a serious talk with his uncle, he wishes to get rid of his addiction by auditioning for the 53rd season. But things don't go as planned and now, he's forced to play the Mastermind role against his will, or else his family and only friend will die. • The story mostly revolves around the game's aftermath. Oumasai (not all about the ship, mostly centered around the story drama lol) Looooots of angst #1 in shuichisaihara #1 in drv3

Professionally when typing you need to italicize the book title but we can't do that on this app so yeah don't diss me for it