TW~: Self-harm, Abuse, Anorexia, Drugs, Alcohol, Homophobia, Sexual Assault, Suicidal thoughts Cover Art: @croudjay on Twitter Hey everyone! Chapters are constantly being added and I have lots of ideas for the future! Please do not read this if you are uncomfortable with any of the TW's stated above, there will also be lots of swearing and violence in the comments! Any TW's will be marked when they appear to avoid spoilering the chapter ^^ Disclaimer: All characters in this story are NOT the content creators themselves, rather just their personas! Stay safe <3 Highest Ranking: 🏅 || #1 in #wilbursoot - 21.6k Stories [As of 5th Jan. 2022]

The epitome of apathy, Craig Tucker has never been anything but nonchalant when it comes to his life and other related catastrophes. As long as he's not missing his favourite tv show or being hassled into another one of his classmates' ill-advised schemes, the boy truly doesn't care. Why should he? He's almost halfway through his Junior year at South Park High, which he's already figured out means he's only trapped there for another year and a half. Yet, there's only so far flying under the radar can get you, and unless he can get his grades up before the end of the school year, he won't be graduating with the rest of his class. Luckily, there's a blonde-haired recluse who might be able to help him - in more ways than he'd hoped.

The Captain X Havers When Allison asked if the captain had anything to share, he reveals and retells the story of his death as well as his more painful life.

It was always the same dream: a weird kitchen and the eternal singing objects, this time a spinach can and a giant piece of meat. He would try to warn his friends, but they couldn't even remember him... TW for language and (surprise!) gore