Sasuke finally had the courage to confess his feelings to Naruto. When he arrives at their meeting place he didn't expect Hinata confessing her love to Naruto and even had the audacity to kiss him, and what really shocked and hurt him the most is when he saw Naruto kissing her back. Well, if he can't be Naruto's lover might as well be his pet instead.

Who said only humans can make mistakes? Meet Naruto Uzumaki Namikaze, A human-shinigami, carrier of Kyuubi's soul, a dutiful big brother and the proud symbol of the love of the Yondaime and his wife... By a certain twist of fate Minato Namikaze and his beloved wife birthed two twins at the night of 10th October. Instead of holding the Kyuubi's chakra Naruto held something far more powerful...Far more unique. At the accursed night of 10th October a masked man attacked Konoha. His aim? Destroy and incinerate Konoha to ashes. He freed the Kyuubi from its Jinchurikki who happened to be none other than Kushina Uzumaki. Minato Namikaze, The Yondaime Hokage sacrificed his life to Kisuke Urahara for sealing the chakra and soul of the Kyuubi into his children. Toughened by the abuse of the villagers, years of training with blood and sweat to protect the smiles on the faces of his widowed mother and innocent little sister made him the hard-working and cold person he is today. This is the story of Naruto Uzumaki Namikaze, son of a widowed ex-kunoichi who can't use chakra anymore, the loving big brother of a little sister, the Uzumaki heir, a cunning and smart politician and a Shinigami who was never meant to be...That's what he was...A mistake...A mistake made by a certain bucket-hat humble candy shop owner who wields the sword of Benihime... He was Naruto Uzumaki Namikaze...He was The Shinigami's Screw Up. DISCLAIMER : I DON'T OWN NARUTO OR BLEACH! And just no. There's no incest. No cliche neglect either. If you're looking for that then you're out of luck.

What if Naruto met the kyuubi at young age? What if Naruto met Itachi before the Uchiha massacre? What if Itachi trains Naruto? What if Naruto is a prodigy? What if Naruto surpasses Itachi? What if Naruto had a journal ?

Naruto is born with very little chakra leading his parents to neglect him for his two siblings. But after overhearing Jiraiya talk about senjutsu. Naruto decides to study this natural source of chakra and how it could benefit him.

The Sage of the Six Paths, Asura (and Hashirama), Indra (and Madara) and Hamura have given Naruto a gift. After being disowned, Naruto: trains like crazy, joins the Uchiha clan, joins the ANBU, and is training under the Sannin! Minato, Kushina, and their spoiled children Menma and Mito have disowned Naruto. They recognise Naruto as a lowly and watch when Naruto is beaten up. When Naruto is given an SS-Rank mission, to guard the brats Menma and Mito, what will the blonde do? Will he listen to the Hokage? Or will he leave the village with his friends?

Well, the description got deleted! So i'll just rewrite it.. What if Naruto wasn't the adorable failure we all know and love? What if he was a genius, that surpassed even itachi? What if he and the kyuubi became freinds? find out! PLEASE DON'T READ. I WROTE THIS AGES AGO AND IT'S TERRIBLE.

Have you ever noticed that Gaara looks like an Uzumaki in a way? What if Gaara knew that the Kazekage, Temari, and Kankuro wasn't his real family? To him, it was completely obvious that he didn't belong to that family. That's reason he's always so cold to them. What if he gets kidnapped by a man that knew the truth?

After Sasuke left the village and left Naruto sad to himself he started going around the village fucking any guy. Eventually Sasuke comes back and things get complicated.

What if minato and Kushina didn't die? Will Naruto's life be better or the same or even worser than before... Naruto have a younger twin sister, Mito, she acted as a angel in front of everybody but she been treating her own brother badly. Mito is disgusted to have a demon as her brother and was said by the villagers that she was the child of prophecy. After hearing that, she became more arrogant. But of course, she always have her 'mask' on her and only take it off when it was someone that she hates. Naruto was wearing a mask like kakashi that covers his mouth, he didn't want the villagers to hit him again. Under the kyubi's teaching, Naruto could be says to be the strongest shinobi. But he kept quiet, and was dead last of his class. Never did anybody see how he looks like under the mask, ugly or cute, the student have no idea. There was a anbu member, named fox. On the bingo book, the top 1 of every nation. He was to said to be as fast as the yellow flash, as strong as the sage of six path. He was called as the killer beast, but what the villager didn't know is that fox is a boy name Naruto uzumaki

A/N Sasuke did leave the village to follow Orochimaru so he did kill him and his brother like in the anime but he didn't join Akatsuki (who aren't apart of the story) so he just stayed away from the leaf village **************************************************** What would happen if only one person within the five great villagers had the gift of going to the place where only the summoned animals can go? What if that person was betrayed by their home village because they believe that person to be a demon and a monster? Ever since Naruto was young the council has tried everything to get rid of him from assassinations, beating, vandalizing his home, to trying to fail his attempt to pass the academy but after all of that he never gave up....until an incident made him leave the leaf village and never to return, everyone was happy apart from the people who actually cared about the blonde ninja So what will happen when 6 years later they still can't find!! What will they do when they see him for the first time? Read on to find out Read/Vote and Comment I DONT OWN NARUTO.....