Part of the series "Peppa's crazy life": Peppa and Suzy got into a fight, but what happens when the fight goes nuts... when i say it went nuts, it went crazy 🤭 *I DO NOT TAKE CREDIT FOR THE COVER, THE COVER WAS USED WITH PERMISSION.*

"You're an asshole," I blurted. "You're such an asshole that your actual asshole is jealous." Silence. What the hell did I just say? Out of all the insults, I choose one that makes the least sense? Damn it, why couldn't I just have been born normal... Wait, never mind. Psh, screw sanity. "Can we keep her?" Tyler suddenly says, bouncing on his tippy toes. "Please, Keith? Can we keep her? Huh, huh, huh?" What am I, a pet? "Keith" whipped his head towards Tyler so fast I could've sworn I heard a crack. "Keep her?" he echoed. "No, Tyler, we can not keep her." Thank you. "She's utterly useless to us, and you want to keep her?" I gasped, placing a hand over my chest. Useless? Damn, these people are rude as hell. "But," Tyler whined, walking over to me. I tensed all over when he squished my cheeks together. "Look at how adorable she is. She's just so innocent... you'd never suspect anything bad from her." Keith expression changed, to one I knew very well from my experiences with Val. Lightbulb. "Tyler, you are a genius," Keith says. Tyler's hands stop squishing my cheeks. "I am?" "He is?!" everyone else says. Keith doesn't reply, just keeps on grinning wickedly. And suddenly I have a feeling that I am not gonna make it out of here alive. - WARNING: VERY CRINGE WORTHY MATERIAL NOW AVAILABLE TO PURCHASE http://www.lulu.com/shop/angel-zenith/the-gangleader-kidnapped-me/paperback/product-23087208.html Highest Rank: #1 in Humor April 19, 2015 CoAuthor: DreamCreature

You have had a long day at work and you are so ready to come home and what you find when you enter your house is amazing 😊😉

it was a cold late night in the studio. dr phil and steve Harvey were trapped with no source of warmth besides their naked bodies.

haha.. shrek.

Daddy Pig's life so far is not going well. Peppa and George are acting unusual, while Daddy Pig looses his job, making Mommy Pig over-work. Mommy Pig buys Daddy Pig a new video game, Undertale, where he happens to meet quite a few new folk.

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im doing this because im bored and lets be real here, we all stan this ship

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Y/N gulped as she saw the man standing in front of her. Steve Harvey. "Join our mafia now or i will steal your kneecaps." ©HENTAIFUELED