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Jake's new classmate Sunghoon is:
✔ ridiculously beautiful
✔ six foot one
✔ emotionally obsessed with Jake
✔ probably older than several countries
✔ definitely not human
Unfortunately, Sunghoon also:
• hangs outside Jake's second-floor window upside down like a grieving bat
• thinks pancakes are familial bonding rituals
• accidentally proposes marriage 4-7 times a week
• treats hand-holding like advanced nuclear engineering
• is locked in psychological warfare with a twelve-pound Pomeranian
• once brought Jake a dead fish "romantically"
• genuinely believed "we shared a bed and your mother fed me" legally counted as dating
Meanwhile Jake is just trying to survive high school while his eldritch horror boyfriend asks things like:
"If I removed your spine gently would you still love me?"
A touching story about love, trauma, emotional vulnerability, and one ancient monster learning that humans prefer flowers over bones.