Rodrick wants to bang a new kind of drum.

You're new in town and struggling to make friends until you meet Rodrick Heffley - loded diper's drummer and certifiable cutie. The story follows you, the reader, as you get to know and hopelessly fall in love with Rodrick, all while navigating the confusion of having to start your life anew in a place where nobody knows who you are. Will Rodrick feel the same way? And can you ever learn to trust a guy with such a womanising reputation? Updates every 1-4 weeks. Ok so I had a dream I was in a romantic relationship with Rodrick Heffley and I haven't really been able to stop thinking about it. I don't even like him that much, but dreams make you see people in a different light I guess. It also doesn't help that the lockdown is really making me crave intimacy. I've heard somewhere that these kinds of stories are a safe space for exploring your desires so here we go. Also, this is not going to be a smut fic because I might be asexual and that stuff just doesn't do it for me, sorry horny people.

oh my god they were roommates a rodrick x reader where college graduate Y/n moves in with rodrick heffley. some language

You're the new girl in town and you were heading to get a fresh start WITHOUT him. You take a liking in your new neighbor, and hit it off. But does HE get in the way? - - - ALSO: trigger warning! this story mention sensitive topics like sexual assault, abuse, manipulation, etc. please read with caution my guys :) Number 1 Rodrick- 5/4/20 Number 5 'Rodrick'- 5/26/20 Number 3 'Rodrick'- 6/23/20 Number 1 'Rodrick' - 9/27/20 Number 1 'diaryofawimpykid' - 11/11/20 Number 1 'doawk' - 12/16/20 Number 1 'rodrick'- 1/31/22 Number 1 'doawk'- 8/24/22 started: april 18, 2020 finished: november 16, 2020

rodrick heffley fanfic | the nerd x the drummer | bit of smut | *originally written as a joke to pass time during the pandemic*

❝ there's something dark hanging over my head, i'm seventeen, don't hold your breath. ❞ ⋆ ⋆ ⋆ inspired by songs about being seventeen and my endless desire for a perfect teen romance; in other words, i wrote a cliché, stereotypical, cheesy rodrick heffley x reader fanfiction because i love self-indulgence :-) © SM0KESIGNALS, 2020 (started april 19 ➢ completed september 1)

"What's up with this weird book you guys always share?" "It's not weird, jerk." (no smut) Rodrick Heffley x female!reader