❝ there's something dark hanging over my head, i'm seventeen, don't hold your breath. ❞ ⋆ ⋆ ⋆ inspired by songs about being seventeen and my endless desire for a perfect teen romance; in other words, i wrote a cliché, stereotypical, cheesy rodrick heffley x reader fanfiction because i love self-indulgence :-) © SM0KESIGNALS, 2020 (started april 19 ➢ completed september 1)

"𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐦𝐚𝐝𝐞 𝐚 𝐡𝐨𝐨𝐝𝐢𝐞 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐦𝐞?" a rodrick heffley fanfiction [𝖼𝗈𝗆𝗉𝗅𝖾𝗍𝖾𝖽 ✔︎] lowercase intended luciddols© 2020

•SHORT STORY• COMPLETED• Carson moves to Plainview for her fathers new job. She soon finds out her new neighbors are the Heffley's and they have a sarcastic amateur drummer son named Rodrick. Will they get along? Or will their polar opposite personalities keep them separated? i made this because we need more rodrick right now #notmyrodrick

✗ he thought he was the most badass teenager. that was the case until she moved in across the street. join the movement y'all: #notmyrodrick note: i have no idea why i wrote this but i was bored so enjoy.

Based on 'Diary of a Wimpy Kid - Rodrick Rules' Lina Edwards is the new girl in Plainview, but she soon falls for badboy Rodrick Heffley. CONTENT WARNING: Adult Themes - alcohol, sexual interactions