Their fates were sealed the moment they were born. Tom was a cursed prince, and Tord was going to be the king. Neither of them was fit for their supposed destinies, but they bared with the expectations anyway. Everything was going to plan- Tom was to murder Tord after becoming his acquaintance- but they had to mess it all up and fall in love. This story will probably have revisions throughout its creation, but after the support I got from my previous year-old book, I thought that I should give fanfiction another go! I hope y'all enjoy!

Tord, a cocky dove avian flirt, finds his way to a small cafe and has his whole world changed in an instant. No amount of girls or popularity could turn his attention from the handsome bird across the room, singing his music in a honey-laced voice and strumming his guitar as if the rhythm were his own heartbeat. But that Osprey wouldn't be won over easily. This story is a sort of collaboration with ANDY!

Tord was wrong if he thought he was getting away scot-free with destroying Edd's home, Matt's looks, and his relationship with Tom. Little does he know that his nights with Tom are finally stacked against him, and there's no weaseling out of consequence this time. Hated, alone, pregnant, and with an army to run, what will Red Leader do now? (Contains curse words, mute characters, original characters, nsfw scenes, and minimal gore)

THE BEST SMUTFIC, FANFIC, AND STORY YOULL EVER READ!!!!! So tord AU where Tord never moved out, but him and Tom hate each other and shit anyway yay Edd and Matt are gone (how original) and handcuffed the two nerds together so they'd have to get along. Yay.

Tom wasn't good at a lot of things; keeping friends, being nice, staying sober? Nah, forget it. But dressing up and pretending to be a girl? Now that might be something he can do. [Maidcafe fic] Featuring- * Tom's non-existing gag reflex * Tord's hentai fetish * Edd's unwavering patience * Matt's vanilla ass NOT featuring- * My will to live - This was half planned in 2016, but I didn't start writing it until 2018. The two-year wait doesn't make me hate this any less. Enjoy you, filthy sinners. - "The original femboy Hooters."- 2016 - Achievements: 🏆1# Maidcafe 🏆1# Smutmaybe 🏆2# Eddsworld 🏆1# TordTom 🏆1# Ocs 🏆1# TomTord 🏆3# Cross-dressing

(There will definitely be smut And I'm only gonna warn ppl in the first chapter) Please don't report, there's an actual story, not just smut. Masturbation, Sexual frustration, Drama, hate and lubrication. Let's go with that On my old account, this had 60K views, 2.3K votes, and 35 chapters. Dom Tord! Completed story! Have a pleasant life ouo

Tom is a fucking idiot. Tord is too. What happens when they both want to die? I hate Dear Starboy and the TomTord ship, so here's my (improved) take on the tragic tale. Wonderful cover art by me (This is a parody of the popular Dear Starboy. Plot belongs to the original author. This is all meant to be taken as a joke, so don't get your panties in a twist.)

NSFW and SFW TomTord oneshots. COVER ART BY: skimson on Tumblr! (PERMISSION TO USE THEIR ART WAS GRANTED)

(The cover is not mine, I do not claim it or own it) This story will contain violence, swearing, abuse, and angst. If you do not like any of these things, please do not read the book. To make you aware of what is included, here are the ships in this story: Matt x Matt (of course) Tom x Tord (aggressive, not soft) Paul x Patryk And possibly others. •---------• Once the news of Red Leader returning to the world alive arose, Edd, Matt, and Tom immediately knew that something terrible would happen. The threat of Tord destroying their lifetime of adventures and laughter along with the rest of the world scared them, and nobody was prepared for what happened next. Will this world descending into chaos tear apart the best friends, or will they stick together and fight off this new threat? Read to find out.

Tom is frustrated with not being able to understand Tord when he insults him in Norwegian. After an argument, he sets off to learn as many Norwegian swears and insults as he can. However, the word Tord has reserved for him does not appear to be an insult. This is my first work, and it's purely for self indulgence. I'm sure this has been done before somehow but I really wanted to see it and couldn't find it. So I wrote it myself. Be kind please. Also all Norwegian is provided by google translate lmao