To lighten the wrath of his blackened readers, Frozen Milk was forced to transmigrate into his own novel to witness what *** he wrote. What's this? One plothole, two plotholes... plotholes everywhere! How do you counter a novel full of plotholes? Of course, with constant bullshit, constant crap and constant nonsense! It shouldn't be working but the result? Terrifying! Long live holy creator Frozen Milk! "Damn! What the hell is this?? Wasn't this supposed to be a comedy rip off? A parody? So, why are all my characters leeching onto me? Do I look like a bamboo stick to climb and eat? To stick in between your cheeks?" "Hello? System help?" "System is currently on holida- undergoing maintenance, host." "%$@#!" Frozen Milk was nearing his despair. Bent, straight, bent, straight, bent, STRAIGHT!!!! Be ready to have your brains fried, your life questioned and above all your integrity disappear! ----------------------- Disclaimer: some profanities and innuendos Has elements of BL updates every Wednesday First book in the 'Scum Series'

hello, everyone. This is my second book. It was chinese ancient love story. I want to say to other authors. If my book is accidentally same with you, it was coincidence. I didn't copy. I just write down when something on my mind. Story Brief I was a daughter of 7th concubine. I was 12th princess in palace but i was never been treated as princess. My mother was dead after giving birth to me. My father never came to see me. All of my brothers and sisters treat me like trash. The only one who actknowledge me was my friend Xiao Xin. She was not only friend but also sister for me. One day,the emperor told me about marriage. The one i was marrying is neighbor country's king. I heard about him from maids. He was known as Devil and cold-blooded man.

Jin Ru Xue had done every evil scheme a woman in the imperial harem could do. Her evil conduct even had started when she married in to the Hu Wang Manor as legitimate wife. But in the end, she became a victim of her own scheme and lost her life. When she opened her eyes, she was back to her fifteen years old self. Since The God gave her a second chance, she decided to be a good person this time to pay for every sin she had done in her past life. Other thing that was actually at first in her must do list was stayed as far away as possible from the seventh prince, Xu Feng Leng, Hu Wang. Even if she had to die again, she must not marry him. No matter how much she loved him and yearn for him. But what would she do when her plan back fired, because this time he was interested with her new self and wanted to marry only her. Author' Note: This is an original story, not translation or fanfiction.All the right of the story except the pictures, belonged solely by me, the author. I don't claim any right of the pictures, because I found them in the internet, and used them as references. All the credit belongs to their creators.