Well, he certainly got it. And much, much more than he bargained for. But he's not exactly complaining. [Or, Dream get's fucked by a large glow squid.]

Wilbur's been a dirty crime boy. Looks like Phil's going to have to put this criminal in his place. or, Wilbur gets fucked by Phil with a gun. THEY ARE NOT RELATED, THIS ISN'T A MINECRAFT UNIVERSE.