◠ 🛒 ˒ 𝗻𝘦𝘄 𝗺𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗮𝗴𝗲 ! : @xiaoyk: i hate you sm and i hope you trip in front of everyone @urmom: okwya well i hoe you stuhbyour toe and get the worts head ache evrvt in which y/n and xiao were old classmates that coincidentally ended up working at the same part time job for money chatfic modern au also kinda chaotic reader uses she/they pronouns © genshin hoyoverse © stfu!! yukait

a fluff-filled story wherein you reunite with your childhood friend (who loves to give mixed signals), scaramouche. you never would've guessed that he was always just one lecture room away from you. (college!au) scaramouche x fem!afab!reader also a slight smau may contain themes of abuse and harrassment

MODERN AU Is this how love feels like? An unreachable flower, waiting to be plucked, before its too late? I don't want love like that. In books and movies, love is a wonderful, amazing and rose red feeling. That feeling that should make you feel all fuzzy and warm in the inside. This isn't love. Is it? __________________________________________________________________________________ SONG: "Not another song about love" by Hollywood Ending Hi. Before you go on reading I am just going to say, my first language is not English, so please tell me if there is anything that I should change gramma wise. I will not do warnings since it will spoil things in the chapter. If there is any smut in the chapter, only smut and nothing important to the storyline and plot will be revealed, therefore I will put a warning, so feel free to skip that part. There will be some text messages in the story, like a chat-fic, but else it will be like a normal story. But enjoy 😘 Milestones: 1k: 12-21-2022 5k: 02-02-2023 10k: 02-17-2023 15k: 03-09-2023 20k: 04-08-2023 25k: 05-29-2023 30k: 08-10-2023 35k: 11-14-2023 40k: 1-04-2024 45k: 07-12-2024 50k: 01-05-2025 Ranks: #1 in notebook: 02-16-2023 #1 in dreaming: 13-11-2023

Scaramouche Art credits: @Yai_Sea _Ball on twitter After being assigned partners for your photography project , you and your assigned partners get to work. Who knows what kind of obstacles form ! What kind of feelings could be unpacked?!? Well, Fem!reader chat fic qualities ⚠️warnings⚠️ - more will be added as the story continues - swearing - emotional/slight physical abuse (from y/n mom) ╭───────────────⸝⸝ʚ‧˚.୨୧ Impressive Rankings #20 genshinfanfic - 11/6/22 #1 genshinfanfic - 11/13/22 #2 scaraxreader - 11/17/22 #1 genshinimpact - 12/12/22 #1 scaraxreader - 5/29/23

[DISCONTINUED, this was the draft of another fanfic.] Developing relationships is a tasking process.. And it sometimes starts with odd encounters. [Btw the pronouns are she/them. But 'she' is more frequently used because of the Author's laziness.] - {And a random A/N: This book is my first ever official book. And what I mean is that I made this out of pure boredom and uploaded it. The beginning is quite rusty, but as the chapters go by; I'd tell you this: "It gets better I promise." Of course that's just basically what I tell myself to sleep every night haha..} - Art cover credit: Found on Zerochan. Please notify me if you know the real creator.

‹𝟹 ━━ ❝ 𝗜'𝗠 𝗕𝗢𝗥𝗘𝗗. 𝗗𝗢 𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗪𝗡 𝗠𝗘𝗘𝗧 𝗨𝗣? ❞ 003. ﹒ 𝐒𝐓𝐑𝐈𝐏𝐓𝐄𝐀𝐒𝐄﹗ ╰┈➤ 𝐢𝐧 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐜𝐡 you're dating a popular streamer for months now and you still haven't met him in real life. ﹙song by carwash﹚ ━ streamer!scaramouche x gn!reader ━ modern au, smau • april 17, 2023 #1 in scaramouche • april 14, 2023 #1 in chatfic • april 20, 2023 #2 in genshin impact • april 21, 2023 #1 in genshin impact • april 21, 2023 #1 in streamer • april 27, 2023 #1 in childe • april 27, 2023 #2 in angst • april 28, 2023 #2 in readerinsert Made by 𝐯𝐜𝐧𝐨𝐦_, 04/06/23 ↳ current status: completed 04/24/23 ( might make extra chapters )

‧₊❝ 𝙛𝙪𝙘𝙠 𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙚, 𝙬𝙚 𝙘𝙖𝙣 𝙙𝙤 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙨𝙝𝙞𝙩 𝙛𝙤𝙧𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙞𝙛 𝙞𝙩'𝙨 𝙡𝙪𝙨𝙩 ❞₊‧ 𝐀 𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐘 𝐈𝐍 𝐖𝐇𝐈𝐂𝐇 𝗮 𝗯𝗿𝗼𝗸𝗲, 𝘆𝗲𝘁 𝘁𝗮𝗹𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗻𝗴 𝘄𝗼𝗺𝗮𝗻 𝗴𝗲𝘁𝘀 𝗰𝗮𝘂𝗴𝗵𝘁 𝘂𝗽 𝗶𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘁𝗮𝗻𝗴𝗹𝗲𝘀 𝗼𝗳 𝗹𝗼𝘃𝗲 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝗮 𝗰𝗲𝗿𝘁𝗮𝗶𝗻 𝗺𝗲𝗺𝗯𝗲𝗿 𝗼𝗳 𝗮 𝗽𝗼𝗽𝘂𝗹𝗮𝗿 𝗺𝘂𝘀𝗶𝗰 𝗴𝗿𝗼𝘂𝗽. ╔═.✾. ════════╗ 𝘅𝗶𝗮𝗼 𝘅 𝗳𝗲𝗺 𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗱𝗲𝗿 𝟰𝗡𝗘𝗠𝗢/𝟱𝗪𝗜𝗥𝗟 𝗺𝗼𝗱𝗲𝗿𝗻 𝗮𝘂 𝗲𝗻𝗲𝗺𝗶𝗲𝘀 𝘁𝗼 𝗹𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘀 𝘁𝗿𝗼𝗽𝗲 𝘁𝗼𝘁𝗮𝗹 𝘄𝗼𝗿𝗱𝘀: 44,886 ╚════════.✾. ═╝

As a Fatui Agent and Scaramouche's secretary AND assistant, you're always doing errands and filling out paperwork- even for the other Harbingers! You don't seem to get a break. Then, unexpectedly, during your break, Lumine adds you to a group chat. When it comes to group chats, you feel like you can be you, and not a Fatui agent. That is until your superiors are added to the chat. So they don't find out who you are, you change your user on all social media platforms, and your friends call you a fake name. It's not like your superiors could give you orders in a group chat, either way. So you were fine! Until Scaramouche starts to DM you, talking about his secretary and assistant known as you, and you wonder how long will you keep this fake name game up? Will you finally reconnect with Childe, your childhood friend? (Let's imagine Scaramouche never tried killing the Travelever ehe) Top rakings- 1. chatfic (1/14/23)

❝ CLEANING THE HOUSE IS NOT 'MALEWIFE BEHAVIOUR', IT'S CALLED BEING A RESPONSIBLE ADULT. ❞ ━━━ al-haitham's friends scribble his phone number in one of the stalls of the girls' washroom, and he ends up getting a message at 3 am. [ al-haitham x fem!reader ] [ college au ] [ chatfic/textfic ]