North America is back baby, and they're gonna make you laugh so hard the ground will be shaking. Enough historical tea will be spilt to spark an American revolution. This content is so sick your dad will come back with the whole damn cow. It's showtime

[RUSAME/COMPLETE -- SEQUEL IS OUT] What happens when a dangerously charming and bitterly sweet boy is pushed to the limits? Hell. America is #1 at the Pangea Academy, but how? Nobody has ever seen his power. A new kid; Russia, who quickly rises in the ranks intends to find out what the Organizations are making America hide. But, what changes when he figures it out? What changes when he disclosed America's power to the world? Russia, America, and the Organizations were just hit with a lot of responsibility at once. "Smile once and while, Russia. Your cold hard face might as well freeze in that position!" [Sequel is out!] [#1 in RusAme as of 4/29/2021] [#1 in Countryhumans as of 12/29/2023]

The United States has collapsed. Its countryhuman is still here- just not the same. America wakes up as a normal human, which triggers a chain of events in whereas he is forced to make hard choices to keep himself alive. As hard as you may try to gain a new normal, the past has a funny way of catching up to you.

Russia is the assistant and son of the well known detective, USSR. He lives in a world full of abilities and powers, his own ability allows him to create animals made of ice. However, when his father is assigned to a case with a criminal that has drove various detectives and officers mad trying to catch him, USSR can not simply decline. This famous criminal is known by the name of USA, a man well known for killing serial killers and working in the black market. He is a feared figure across the whole world. But how has this man managed to avoid capture and escape it every time? Well, it has to do entirely with his own ability. USA possesses the ability to shapeshift into different forms, each with their own little perks and advantages. There is literally a filing cabinet full of as much information as possibly gathered on each of his forms, nicknamed "State forms" as USA himself calls them. Though, after meeting Russia, USA takes an interest and starts telling more information than usual to Russia, stringing him along for his own amusement. But even with all this information, will America ever truly be caught and locked up for good? Does Russia even want that? ⚠️ Warning: Gore, violence, murder, cussing, lots of criminal behavior that may be triggering⚠️ Book Started: October 3rd, 2021 Book Ended: Not yet (I will do my best to have a weekly posting schedule.)

because why tf not

*Breaks down door* Here's Salem!

Random oneshots for Countryhumans. Cover by @Apeculiarchild2

Its a book about a fandom I created called, "Newshumans" made specifically to make fun of news stations because why not. Why not take the ones that divide this country and tease the hell out of them? This book contains: -Mild cussing -Enemies to lovers -Fourth wall breaks -Countryhumans -Apphumans -Statehumans -Cityhumans -Gay relationships Some warnings- this book has; -Racist Karens -Mild cussing -Republicans vs Democrats -Making fun of Republicans & Democrats -Offensive ideals -Stereotypes

America is the top actor and singer in the entertainment industry. But everything changes when he disappears from the public for two years. People believed he disappeared due to the recent scandal involving him. America lost everything and was treated unfairly when he returned, but even amidst the darkness there was a single light there to help and guide him. Russia, who has been by his side for longer than the American realized. --------------- Slow burn and fluff Cover is made by me, do not steal NOT ENTIRELY GEOGRAPHICALLY AND HISTORICALLY ACCURATE