Yes, you read that right. A book of Arcane incorrect quotes. I'm sorry in advance. Warning: Swearing, non-canon. This might contain some headcannons so- be warned ! Most of these are stolen from vines or things I saw haha I just thought they would fit the characters! (COMPLETE, but stay tuned for more books!)

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Welcome to Ishigami-sama: Life is War. !WARNING! THIS BOOK CONTAINED MANGA SPOILERS! !DISCLAIMER! ALL OF THE MEMES THAT ARE IN THIS BOOK ARE NOT MINE! I GOT THE MEMES FROM REDDIT AND PINTEREST! All credit to the owners of the memes.

Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura and Kakashi are the only ones left in Madara's way but are way too exhausted and was drained of almost all their chakra Everybody else is dead and Madara took pity on Team 7 and let them experience the comforting dream cast by Infinite Tsukuyomi It seemed as if Madara won. That is until a certain Ramen-making Man decided to do something. _________________________________________ I do not own Naruto Shippuden nor the cover.

yessss!!!!

"Ino-pig! Thanks for the tour!" Haruno Sakura thanked her old friend. "No problem, Billboard-brow. Here's Naruto's number, he's the Student Council President now." Yamanaka Ino replied, handing the pink haired girl a slip with a phone number scrawled on it. <~----~> ThIs iS a CrAcK fAnfIc Heheh It's also pretty ooc at times... But in an entertaining way Enjoy, ladies, germs, and other lovely organisms <~----~> Basic plot: Ino gives Sakura "Naruto's phone number" which is actually the wrong number. Sakura starts texting the wrong number, and that kick starts the story. Read to find out who and how the mystery person reacts. (In case it isn't obvious enough 😓) <~----~> Reoccurring ships: - SasuSaku (duhh) - NaruHina - ItaIzu - InoSai - ShikaTema - NejiTen - Kakashi x reader <~----~> Goal: 100 chapters fic +ﾟ*｡：ﾟ+（人*'∀｀）+ﾟ：｡*ﾟ+.

Hinata, whenever you fall, I will be here... - Said the floor.

So you want to date one of the Naruto boys, huh? Well today's your lucky day. Open this book to find out how to date all of your favorite ninjas. Tips for Sasuke, Shikamaru, Itachi, Gaara, and more!!!! (Obviously I don't own the rights to Naruto or it's characters, also don't own the cover).

i'm doing this for fun and because i'm delusional i don't own any of these godly memes

A book of several overprotective Sasuke scenarios. Collection of one shots. Read and enjoy♥♥ I made up most of the scenes and Naruto does not belong to me. It belongs to Kishimoto-senpai.