Hey! Have you ever wanted to be the most annoying person on earth? Well sorry but that position is currently occupied by me. That's ok though, because here is your guide to be the equal most annoying person ever! It's got all you need to know to be totally annoying to everyone. Obviously as a joke of course. Trust me, press "Start Reading" and within a few days you'll come to love it. - AA

Self-proclaimed weirdo April Hale and the notorious troublemaker Ryder Black have been living side by side for more than ten years. Both never attempted to communicate with each other, but on the night Ryder Black is thrown out by his own father, he asks her a question that might change both of their lives: "March, will you let me stay in your room?" He even got her name wrong. - A coming of age story about loss, the wonders of falling in love, and ultimately, pretending to be normal. Get inside April's distorted and yet humorous perspective, and watch as her tale unfolds into a shocking finish. COVER BY @RIVIIX

(Under extreme editing) Pennelope has had some very rough years. First it was the trapdoor, second it was a chamber, what's going to happen to her now. Will she finally confess her love for Harry, or will she keep it bottled up. A prisoner has escaped from Azkaban, Sirius Black, he's out to kill Harry, but Pennelope won't let that happen. Join Pennelope on her third year at Hogwarts. READ FIRST AND SECOND BOOK: Pennelope and the Trapdoor : Pennelope and the Chamber.

"I changed my mind. I don't want my nachos anymore. But do you know who would?" she smiles deviously.

"As I sat on the toilet, I realized how badass I was being. First of all, I (kind of) broke into Walmart; Second, I was (kind of) plotting to steal toilet paper; and third, I was doing all this while a hurricane was brewing outside." Ellie wanted a quick trip to Walmart to buy some toilet paper for her mom. A minute in, a minute out. Instead, she got locked in. With her secret love, of course.

It's the college life for Holly. Time for new experiences, new friends, old friends, and another handsome teacher. Well, professor, this time. Much to Jeremy's annoyance. Chris seems okay with it. That is, until suddenly it seems there might be someone who could actually take Holly away from him... Book 1: A Proscriptive Relationship Book 2: A Surreptitious Relationship Book 3: An Everlasting Relationship

(Under extreme editing) After Pennelope's first year at Hogwarts, she decides to visit the Weasleys. A family she had met in first year. Once she arrives at the Weasley's house she finds Ron sneaking away. Little did she know, he was going to get Harry. Once they reach Hogwarts, creepy stuff is happening, people are getting petrified and threatening messages are appearing on the walls. Join Pennelope in her second year at Hogwarts. READ FIRST BOOK: Pennelope and the trapdoor

Pennelope, a beautiful and stunning young lady who has her eye out for a certain Harry Potter, she's loved him ever since first year. Her love for Harry is getting stronger and also her hatred for Cho Chang, she thinks there isn't anyone she hates more here at Hogwarts, but wait until she meets Umbridge. Join Pennelope as she finds love, hatred, and a whole lot of heartbreak. READ PENNELOPE BOOKS 1-4

Part guide, part rant. Everything I've learned on writing, from Wattpad, experience, or how-to writing books. Leave requests on the second chapter :)