(Aka the Tomalongadingdong™ fic) It was a normal day for Harry. He woke up, made breakfast for his relatives, ate some leftovers, and went out to do the chores set for him. Then it all changed when he accidentally disturbed a snake in the grass. Please do not message me about translations. I'm not accepting them.

in which two rivals return to the school they once called home as professors, and are brought together by the meddling of two trios. © 2017 ↯ plebeians- a harry potter fanfiction

Deidara gets to know the other members of Akatsuki and writes about it in his diary. Crack fic. Plotless, don't go looking for one.

His entire life, living in the desert, Gaara believed he would quickly grow sick of sunshine. But when he met him, and saw his blinding smile, he knew sunshine kept him living. Let me give you an image: An uptight, emotionless ball of killing intent with dark glares who scared his own family. Scratch that. Instead, imagine a goofy young boy with no social filter, loved cacti, was gay, and was often called odd or unorthodox by the elders of his village. He had a demon sealed in him that taught him how to swear and tried to help him make friends. He was also the one to facepalm at his vessel's antics. Yeah. That's Gaara. :: Lots of cursing, since Gaara is an odd one and Shukaku isn't a good influence. [Basically a Crack fic, all brain vomit]

Book 1: Naruto.... The young blonde boy we know and love.... He still lives in Konoha however... he is different. Konoha is different. Naruto's parents are still alive and instead of being the only child, he was the eldest of three. His siblings, Mito and Menma, hate him and his parents neglect him. When Minato preformed the Death Reaper Seal, the Shinigami decided to be kind and let him keep his soul. However the Kyuubi was not the only being that was sealed in Naruto. He had others. So, Naruto turned to the Anbu. Pairing is Madanaru. Just cause I love them. Sequel is Once Neglected, Now Protected! Proudest Ranking: 1st in madanaru (2021) 2nd in Madanaru (2022) (This story will be primarily written in first person because I think it is weird for my writing to be in third.)

Ever wonder about Sasuke's inner thoughts and feelings? I do not own Naruto or any characters.

Because of a near death experience with some if the villagers, Naruto discovered Kyuubi at a young age and began training under him. Later, he is known as Kitsune, the merciless fox child of the ANBU. Now, he is about to face the biggest challenge of his life: becoming a genin on a team with a brooding avenger, a pink haired banshee and a lazy pervert who's always late. How will he survive and will he be able to keep his mask up and his secret safe? Warning: CRACK.

Having a bad day? Need a good laugh? This book is just for you! (A compilation of jokes I have found online & offline. Credits goes to the many humorous authors.)

What happens when Voldemort discovers he has another horcrux he doesn't know about-and that its vessel is hurting itself to feel emotion again? Why, send him a magical journal so they can talk, of course. After all, everyone needs an ally. Warnings: abuse rape Tomarry SLASH TMR/HP TR/HP LV/HP Sub/Dom Sub!harry Dom!Tom Now COMPLETE!

What would have happened if Harry had gotten the diary Horcrux instead of Ginny? Harry is confused about many things. Why won't Dumbledore let him stay at Hogwarts for the summer instead of go back to the Dursleys? Why won't Ginny leave him alone, even after he tells her he's gay? Why do Ron and Hermione keep meeting with Dumbledore and not telling him about it? With the help of his new friend, Tom Riddle, Harry answers these questions and more.... (Tomarry) Do not read while eating or drinking or in the middle of the night. This book is very humorous. Apparently.