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I am invisible. No, not like having super power invisible but I have been invisible since I was cursed. Messing with high power priestess is not a good option. I have been what you call a bad boy. I loved dating girl, breaking hearts, late night rendezvous and rule breaking. So my curse was to live an endless life with a added bonus of being invisible so that I was alone for immortality. Since I was so very good looking and she kind of had a soft spot for me, she left a loop hole. My curse will be lifted if I find true love. I wish it was that easy because in my case no one can even see me so falling in love with me was out of question. Tristyn Moore is a cursed bad boy now invisible. Iorwen Haywell is the tomboy of her town with gang of friends, with rough child hood she is now one tough girl. Though she is pretty enough but for some reason she has never dated and is like invisible to opposite sex. Can two invisible people will be finally able to see and believe in each other? #1 in Fantasy on 02-05-2016

Phil and Kristin decide to foster a kid without telling anyone, not even their internet family. What happens when Phil tries to keep the fact he's a streamer secret from the kid he's fostering? What happens if this kid has their own secrets? What happens if this foster kid found out about Phil and Kristin's second family? Read to find out! Trigger warnings: at the end of the first chapter No ships! Cover art not mine! (can't draw) Best rankings: #1 philza #1 ph1lza #1 philzaminecraft #1 dadza #1 sleepyboysinc #1 sleepyboys #1 sleepybois #1 youtube #1 twitch #1 platonic #1 tubbo #6 minecraft #3 technoblade #2 texttospeach #9 mcyt Started: April-17-2021 Completed: April-23-2022

Nishinoya x Any! Reader You are in your second year at high school when your parents decide to move house to be closer to the rest of your family. Your parents decide to put you in the same school as your cousin, Tsukishima. When a short, energetic boy catches your eye, what will happen? (Sorry I'm not good at summarising plotlines. I hope you enjoy this. ✌️) Started: 29/4/2020 Finished: 13/7/2020 #11 - sport - 20/8/2020 #6 - libero - 5/9/2020 #8 - nishinoyayuu - 5/9/2020

Y/N was getting sick of the South Pole. Her cocky twin brother Sokka, her insufferable little sister Katara, the endless snow, ice, water, and chores. Yes, she loved the place, and her family, but ever since father left she had basically been looking after the whole village. Wake up, train with siblings, go fishing, cook, and go to bed. Every. Single. Day. But everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked. Disclaimers! None of the art is mine unless said otherwise. I do not own Avatar the Last Airbender or it's characters. Why is this labeled as mature? Some gruesome descriptions, and dark themes. All possibly triggering pieces have warnings to notify the readers beforehand.

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