(and yet, I still love it). ©genie_us :: Unedited, unfiltered, and damn filthy.

A bunch of hilarious,pee your pants funny jokes in one place. Have a nice reading and Remember you can't spell swag without sw and ag!

Hey! Have you ever wanted to be the most annoying person on earth? Well sorry but that position is currently occupied by me. That's ok though, because here is your guide to be the equal most annoying person ever! It's got all you need to know to be totally annoying to everyone. Obviously as a joke of course. Trust me, press "Start Reading" and within a few days you'll come to love it. - AA

Jokes that might keep you rolling. enjoy :) and even though this book's title is 'my jokes', I did not make the jokes...so the credit goes to whoever that made it cover made by me

No matter how I look at things, I still feel that I should look for him. He did, after all, save me from death ten years ago. My name is Candice and I was saved by this mysterious man who called himself, 'Raphael'. He took me to this orphanage and never returned again. I'm now fifteen and I will look for him. I have to thank him. But, how? When no one knows where he is...

Pewdie: How's it going, bros? My name is PEWDIEPIE Me: My name is Ces. Pewdie: And welcome to... *Pewdie and Ces stare at each other then return their eyes to camera* Pewdie and Ces: *does a crazy pose* FRIDAYS WITH PEWDIEPIE!! *returns to their seat* *Pewdie leaves the room to get a drink* Me: *sees if Pewdie is not yet here and returns to her seat* As you all know, I'm the author of this book. I made this book because I'm too bored to do anything. I only want to be with my laptop, iPhone and iPad. I put some vulgar language that you don't understand since Pewdie, me (Yes, I also speak that language in the real life, ask this girl: @Lhian_Uchiha), Cry and the other characters that I will include here if you'll like. Pewdie: *yells from the kitchen* Do you want a soda? Me: I prefer Coke. Pewdie: Okay. Me: *continues the explaining* I accept your suggestions and I hope that you will share this on Facebook, Twitter, and other websites you always use. I don't want this book to be promoted 'cause I don't want to be popular but I don't want to explain it. Note, the suggestions you suggest will be like an one-shot like the ones you always read. Pewdie: *returns to the room, holding 1 can of soda and 1 can of Coke* You done? Me: *nods* Yep. I'm freaking done. Pewdie: Good. Now catch, *throws the Coke* Me: *successfully catches it* Thanks. Pewdie: No probs. Me: *opens the can and drinks* I'll go check my phone. *goes to her bag* Pewdie: I'm going to end here bros. *suddenly feels the strange feeling* Me: *glares Pewdie* What did you say Pewds? *fakes smile* Pewdie: I'm just kidding bros. Just click that 'Start Reading' and you'll see me and Ces there. Stay awesome bros... Me: ...We know you will. Pewdie: *leaves the room* Me: Before I leave, don't forget to add this on your lists, to vote on your favorite part, and to follow me for further updates. See ya!! *leaves the room*