Kusuo Saiki is a psychic. Or at least was. He can read minds, teleport, turn back time, and so much more- but the one thing he can't do is free himself from Kokomi Teruhashi's grasp. When his powers are finally sealed, she's revealed to be in the same class for their third year at PK. What a bother. He can't escape her the way he used to- but maybe, he doesn't need escaping at all. [cover art credits to: raqquo]

Saiki, on his way home after escaping from a certain pesky someone, bumps into a little girl that kept calling him her father out of the blue. Specifically, the pink-haired kid chanted "Daddy!" in the most toddler-like way, the exhausted esper found it too annoying to just let the girl mistake him for a middle-aged man that she had the nerve to mistake as someone else. First, he encountered a little boy that mistook him from some lousy superhero. Now this? The moment this strawberry full of sunshine called him her dad with no intent of listening to his protests, he was convinced that he had just found another lost child that had her head way up into cloud 9. It wouldn't be strange for a child like her to proclaim they're a psychic. Right...?

Saiki x Teruhashi, a ship from The Disastrous life of Saiki K, please read author's note, you need to know why I'm writing this so I can be less embaressed about it. Fuck.