Taio Ru woke up in a beautiful bamboo forest. The sun shimmered as the light passed through the lushes emerald green bamboo. A babbling brook flowed at the side. Waking up Taio's first thought was, "Shit, why did reincarnation have to exist, just give me eternal nothingness. I'm F*** tired!" Marshal Jun De entered his restricted personal garden only to find a snake beastman lazily resting in his favourite spot. His first thought, "Is it an enemy?" With that thought he cautiously approached only to hear it say. "What do worms eat? Am I just going to starve to death? Whatever... ?"

Zhang Zimo was an orphan. His life was hard, but he later grew up to be a successful author. Then, one day he died. After waking up, he found himself in ancient Chinese society, living as an abused man about to be married off to a comatose husband. Zimo: Husband you're so handsome, when will you wake up? Husband: ... Zimo: OUCH* Husband today I angered father-in-law out in the garden... the breeze at that time felt so good, it was just right for a beautiful spring day. Husband: ... Twitch* Zimo: cry* Husband: How dare you hurt my wife. BANG! ......................."................... From the Author: I've never written anything before, but I was compelled to do so after reading hundreds of novels myself.😖 The beginning is a little depressing, but I promise once the ML wakes up (after chapter 10) things become a lot fluffier and the main character opens up and doesn't act as "stupid" as many readers have pointed out. If you don't like reading the depressing stuff skip to chapter 10. I hope you like it .😮‍💨

Meng Yang had done a lot of stupid and wrong things in his life. Jumping around like a clown, annoying and unpleasant. Only after his tragic death did he know that he was a cannon fodder written in a book who only existed to set off the protagonist shou. Although he certainly had done things to hate, the protagonist gong and the protagonist shou were not totally innocent. The protagonist gong betrayed him first, then the protagonist shou framed him. So when he was reborn, he decided... Marry the protagonist gong's rich father and give the protagonist a few younger brothers to divide the property. He wanted to be pregnant soon but thinking that the old man was getting older it would be more difficult. But he didn't expect that the old man was not only strong, he was even more handsome than the protagonist gong. The steady momentum and charm of that mature man was so attractive that a certain person couldn't close their legs...ahhhh, he accidentally told the truth. He just couldn't hold his mouth. Luo Xiu and his ex-wife had been in a business marriage and were divorced for many years. He really did not expect that he would marry a boy so much younger than him, that he would become an extra son to raise. He just didn't expect this delicate and tender little guy to be so attractive, making him pamper him and spoil him and eventually take his heart. ************* Short Title: SWWOM Alternate Title: 豪门老男人的二婚男妻 Author: Tangerine Boat NOTE: THE STORY IS NOT MINE AND ALL CREDIT GOES TO THE RIGHTFUL OWNER.