Minion is a regular guy: he's got a wife, a kid, and an app ruined his career as a henchman. Being a villain's sidekick used to be a good job: risky, sure, but well-paying and with top-notch life insurance. But Henchr has brought the tech revolution to the supervillain business. Now it's uncertain schedules and no worker's comp. No villain is evil enough to have dreamt up the gig economy. After one too many jobs gone wrong, Minion decides to retire. This is fine. His self-worth isn't tied to his job. But it is a little humiliating when his wife starts talking about going back to work as the supervillain Dominatrix, a career she retired from a decade ago. And now their daughter is dating a girl that Minion suspects goes out at night in a mask - as a hero, no less. Only a supervillain can sort out Minion's problems, but he can't ask his wife when she's, well, part of the problem. There's only one thing to do: it's time for Minion to become Villain. THE INCREDIBLES meets DOCTOR HORRIBLE'S SING-ALONG BLOG with a dash of THE VENTURE BROS ***** Contains profanity and cartoon violence *featured on superhero's 'Anti-Heroes and Awesome Antagonists' list and antiheroesgalore's 'Shockingly Short' and 'Badass Authors' lists* Complete at 25k words

Being a Shinobi meant sacrificing, he thought he understood that. Being an orphan meant enduring hardships, she was well aware of that. When suddenly being summoned to the Hokage's tower for an urgent matter, Kakashi was appointed to a mission where he'd supervise a young, 4 year old orphan the Hidden Leaf Village had taken in for experimentation. Cogitating if this was the right decision, Kakashi hadn't realized that taking care of this orphan meant being reintroduced to concepts he'd left behind him long ago. DISCLAIMER: This is not a KakaSaku ship fanfiction, it's a Kakashi AND Sakura plot fanfiction. ItaSaku is the main ship. Topics such as suicide, mental health, and violence are covered in this book. Read at your own risk. UPDATES EVERY SATURDAY!!!!

Despite their reputation, Sasuke could not say he found the cherry blossom petals in front of him beautiful. __ Published: March 21, 2021 Completed: April 17, 2021 art credit: 3sk_dr (twt) Modern AU SasuSaku short story *I DONT OWN NARUTO OR ANY OF THE CHARACTERS*

What happens when a young (and bratty) girl's body is taken over by.... herself? Well, from the future. Konohagakure is in the midst of a deadly war with the one of the Legendary Sanin, Orochimaru. Things have taken a deadly turn and the village has gone under attack. Having no choice left, Tsunade, the Hokage of the Leaf, turns to Sakura as she is the last straw. Sakura, with no preparation whatsoever, is suddenly forced back in time in order to stop certain events from happening and save Konoha along with the other villages. Tense and scared (quite possibly unstable) inside this new world of responsibility, Sakura feels all alone on this mission- but she knows that she will have to take on the challenge. All of fate rests in her hands, can she change this timeline? [Sakura-centric story.] [Also main ship is SasuSaku (I will never have enough of them!!!)] ----------- Ranked #1 in SasuSaku sometime during 1/2020 Ranked #1 in SasuSaku again on 5/12/2021???! (I do not own the Naruto series! This is a story based on the franchise!)

C O M P L E T E D ✕♛✕♕✕ "What about the promise we made when we were kids, Mari," He smiled. I felt shocked he remembered my nickname. That smile.. A sudden wave of realisation washed over me, taking my wrist back. "That promise died on the day you told me you never wanted to see me again, Adrien" I spat his name out like a disease. I stormed out slamming the door, "Our friendship died on the day you told me you never wanted to see me again." I muttered ✕♛✕♕✕ Adrien and Marinette have been friends since they were kids, well used to be. It changed when Adrien lost his mother, blocking everyone out and getting involved with the wrong people. Soon taking his anger out on Marinette, let's say it didn't end well and she now hates him because of that. He was soon your typical player, he gets laid and the others get played as they say. Making out in the Halls, soon followed by who knows what in the janitors closet. Marinette simply hated him, not only for hurting her in the past, but just playing with peoples heart like a toy from his parents. She wasn't exactly a so called nerd, but more what people call her a Princess. Not because she's a picky person but more of because she has a heart of gold, willing to help everyone, everyone BUT Adrien. Both hated each other, probably the one thing they have in common. It changed when they were assigned dorms, lucky for Marinette she got the one and only Player of the entire school. Will the two finally find out the reason behind each other's actions? Or will they forever be at each other's throats? This is the story of the Player and The Princess ✕♛✕♕✕ Edit: AND YES I AM EXTREMELY AWARE THAT THERE IS ANOTHER BOOK WITH THE SAME TITLE etgshhs I didn't realise this until now I feel like I copied someone I SWEAR I DIDNT I MADE THIS ENTIRE PLOT MYSELF Ranks: (In Fanfiction) #443 #634? #743 #800 Tags: mlb - #6 (thank you so much??) adrienette - #3 (omg) Started:10/01/18 Ended:12/06/18

[a Nico di Angelo love story•boyxboy] Calum Reyez destroys everything he touches. Literally, everything he touches dies. He doesn't trust himself around other people and when his mom sends him to Camp Half-Blood, everyone discovers who his father is: a god that's never had any children. He's the first...and hopefully the last. (based on the PJO/HoO series by Rick Riordan • All characters and right go to him • I do not own anything but the main character) [started: May 10, 2015 ended: December 25, 2016]

Portals are one of the most interesting travel agents in the universe. They can get you anywhere, anytime, and anyplace. But for Percy Jackson, falling through a fandom portal was the last thing he needed. After being plucked from camp, Percy finds himself on the run through the universe without friends or a way home. All the while a darker plot begins to unfold- one that threatens to entangled the entire cosmos. Falling through time and portals, Percy is the only one who can save it from disaster. And from the looks of it, he doesn't have a say In the matter. Will he be strong enough to fight when hope seems to be lost? Will he tip the balance of fate and save everyone? Will he ever get back to camp and see Annabeth again? Or will he lose everything? Fall in deep with Percy before it's too late. "This is the BEST crossover fanfic I've ever read." -@Lady_Slash "...you are one of the best authors on Wattpad." -@TheNerdyDemigoddess "Your story is great...the only good multifandom story I could find." -@stephaieruthrybolt "I can't even begin to Describe how well written this is, the plot is simply incredible." -@AwesomeAuthorAlyssa "One of the rare moments I am practically ravenous for the next chapter..." -@Solid-Wisp "I really thought this book was innocent in the beginning...but you have made me stay up till all hours of the night." -@Diamond_Destiny "This story is ruining my life, I LOVE IT" -@NoSuchThingAs_Normal "You are a really great writer and sometimes I forget you are not Rick Riordan." -@DemeterPond "Can I just say that this book is actually better than the original pjo(Percy Jackson Series) and also HOO(Heroes of Olympus Series)... I LOVE THIS BOOK!!!" -@qzwzezrztzyzuzizozp "Thus begins one of the best Percy Jackson fics there ever has been, is, or ever will be." -@Good_Night_Lock

Reid has been homeless on the streets of New York for years now, fighting for cash in clubs and sleeping in empty buildings. With his special ability, Reid could have whatever life he wanted, but chooses not to. When Sam meets Reid on the subway, she has a hard time forgetting about him, and not only because he keeps showing up in the least likely of places. Sam doesn't know it at first, but the boy she just met is about to show her a whole other world.

He found her. He chose her. Now, she must decide if she chooses him. A Silverbloods Series ©The Found One (2015)

"I will break you like a stick" he said, running his fingers across his blade. "Suffocate you till you can no longer breathe" his fingers went to caress my throat. "And I will enjoy every second of it", Our eyes connected. My heart pounded against my chest at the promises that were held in his eyes. I'm dead. ********* Dawn Turner was anything but normal. She's the type to go pick up a pencil she had dropped and then drop it again while picking it up. Clumsy by definition, she manages to fall into trouble almost everyday. However, the day she met a certain fallen angel, she knew that she had gotten herself into BIG trouble. Especially since she managed to hit him across the head...with a pan...three times... Not to mention shrieking, and I quote "DIE BITCH DIE." But let's not get ahead of ourselves, that's a story for later on. ALEXANDER THE FALLEN- 18/8/2018 ♡ Inceptian ♡ Impressing Ranks: {#1 In New Voices} {#1 In FallenAngel} {#2 In Hell} {#17 In Devil} {#43 In Horror - out of 7k}