I saw that there wasn't that much Awesamponk stories so I made this out of boredom and because WE NEED SOME OF DAT SWEET SWEET AWESAMPONK WHOLESOMENESS. (School AU)

[DISCONTINUED] A collection of schlttbr one shots. Writing in the first two chapters are of a different style to the rest of the oneshots. I don't write these anymore.

•BEING EDITED• DSaF and Dialtown oneshots [mostly DSaF] Contains Smut and mature themes but cws are always provided Fluff, Smut, and angst

𝘾𝙊𝙉𝙏𝘼𝙄𝙉𝙎 𝙎𝙋𝙊𝙄𝙇𝙀𝙍𝙎 𝙏𝙊 𝙍𝙀𝘾𝙀𝙉𝙏 𝘿𝙍𝙀𝘼𝙈 𝙎𝙈𝙋 𝙇𝙊𝙍𝙀 Quackity was now left alone. His love life was crumbling before his eyes, the only person- No, the only 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 he called a friend was dead, and his friends had all left him. He had no one, and he needed no one. Well, not necessarily no one. His rival, Wilbur, hadn't left. But he was a rival.. right-? -❝𝐚𝐥𝐰𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞.❞ 𝙏𝙉𝙏𝙙𝙪𝙤 fluff + angst with a sad ending 12 chapters + two additional chapters !! shipping their character personas, not the real people portraying the characters. !! !! BY THE WAY !! this was written before the burger van fic wilbur wrote, so some things here arent relevant to it. ex, ranboo died from sam, and other things like that cover art creds - lazulirony on tumblr (i think! im not sure, please let me know if im wrong!) trigger warnings will be added to the beginning of each chapter started - 12/26/2021 ended - 3/12/2022 #604 in dsmp (WHOO LETS GOO)

"Frankly, I think it'd be hilarious, Schlatt." "Yeah, I'd think the same if it wasn't me doing it!" Honestly, Schlatt had no idea how this came about. They were already talking about it when he joined them, so god only knows how they ended up on the topic. He'd protest but at the end of the day, $900 if he managed to take the guy to bed? And still $650 if he didn't? Could he say no to that? Could anyone say no to that? ~ Basically, JSchlatt gets bribed to hit on Wilbur Soot and it's a highschool AU Things happen I blame my awful friends for convincing me to make Schlattbur fanfiction (This is the characters not the real people, that's icky.)

This story is a Quackbur ship🧍‍♀️ Plz don't be rude this was my first book but anyways Tw: SMUT, Alcohol, cursing (a lot of it), Angst. Drugs(pills) mention/description of blood, slurs, suicidal thoughts/intentions. Slight abuse/depression and lash outs fluff, smut, angst And other stuff I don't remember😭 Started: November 23, 2021 Finished: March 24 2023🤍 Started: editing May 19 2023 Ended: edits in 2025 Restarted edits: Nov of 2025- Ended: February 2026 Started REDOING MISSING CHAPTERS {June 13th of 2025} ENDED: { February 25 of 2026 } REDOING CHAPTER all chapters i'll try my best but story lines most likely might seem odd. LOTS OF MY STORIES ON THIS GOT DELETED!!!!!!!!!!!!(yall i cant get it back what da hell) I like the reading view so FYI IT WAS OVER 70k READS 🙄🙄 LMFAO im playing i love my writing

The famed vampire Wilbur finds himself falling for the deadly vampire hunter Quackity. How will they resolve this? [Quackbur] [Enemies to lovers] [Has minor smut in a later chapter, and suggestive themes throughout] Cover by @KingBluShroom on Twitter!