NSFW OMG!!! 🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆

you read the title human. There is poorly written smut. This book is a joke but I can and will edit if you find a mistake. 70th in satire, 17/01/22

When the youngest Prince of Asgard arrives at Hogwarts as their newest professor, he is surprised to meet a fellow Asgardian. Y/n L/n is the Goddess of Havoc and the Defence Against the Dark Arts professor, widely known for pranks, games and general chaos. Throw in a group of superheros, a power-hungry wizard and cheeky set of twins, they're in for some fun. ------------------------------------------------------------ All Marvel characters are owned by Marvel, Disney and Stan Lee, Harry Potter to J.K Rowling and Warner Bros, plot and other characters belong to me *Contains Swearing* Highest Ranking: #1 in #lokixreader #3 in #wanda #4 in #lokilaufeyson #10 in #thorodinson #21 in #minervamcgonagall

[CONTAINS SMUT] ❗️18+❗️ ⚠️ Cringe warning ⚠️ ~~~ You weren't exactly an Avenger... and you weren't not... it was complicated. Yes you lived in the tower, yes you technically had powers but it was nothing special. You were just Tony Stark's Crazy inventor niece. Being the odd one out was your talent. From music to fashion. You always had an eye for men who were dark and mysterious... low behold, your friend, Thor, brings his brother who fit just that description. ~~~ I do not own Marvel All characters go to Marvel and Disney and of course Stan Lee

They won't tell you where I went, what happened to me, why I left. They won't tell my story or what I did. It's not their fault. It's not their fault they can't remember. I can't really blame them. I mean who would love a loser, a failure... a false hero. Who would ever love Percy Jackson? --------------------- Percy Jackson is broken. Everyone he loved and cared about has cast him aside. Slowly he watches as they all forget about him. He's fading. It's the worst feeling in the world. He's no longer the hero, he's no longer anyone. So he leaves. Chaos is the one who gives him a new life in the comfort of his army full of dead hero's. His past haunts him as he returns to camp half blood on a mission. But what the campers don't know is that he's no longer Percy. He's a hallowed out shell of the forgotten hero. He's broken and lost. He is Omega. Warning: contains suicidal thoughts, swearing, kissing, LGBT+ material and intense spelling and grammar mistakes. Also I don't own any of these characters... or really anything about the story except the plot and even that is like another of the thousand Chaos story's out there (trust me though, it's different than other chaos story's at the same time). I do not own any of this, all characters belong to Rick Riordan. The cover is also not mine. #1 in #percabeth on 16/03/2020 #1 in #percyjacksonandtheolympians 01/11/2021 #3 in #chaos on 01/11/2021 #1 in #chaosarmy 9/10/2020 #15 in #greek 10/12/2020 #9 in #rickriordan 2/01/2021 #1 in #roman 06/10/2020 #7 in #forgotten 18/04/2021

[CONTAINS SMUT] ❗️18+❗️ ~~~ A new villain by the name of Maestra has arrived in New York. Her real name is Y/n L/n, she is the goddess of music and is not one to fail a task. Until she's captured by the Avengers in which her new mission is set. Gain their trust ~~~ Most characters belong to Marvel, Disney and Stan Lee Maestra, Emerald and Tenebris belong to me

Izuku Midoryia, a quirkless boy in a world where everyone has quirks. After his hero gives him the opportunity to change his life he's plagued by nightmares. After being kidnapped by the villains during a school trip, he begins to question everything he's been told.

Deku as a villain has been captured by the pros and is forced into doing rehab at UA Will he escape? Will he become a hero? How many people has he killed? These questions and more will be answered once you read this fanfic I do not own bnha and none of the art is mine note there will be swearing so be prepared, on that note Hope you read it, enjoy... Best placement thingys #1 - villain Deku #1 - rehab #1 - dadzawa #1 - rehabilitation #1 - league of villains #2 - Deku #2 - mha #11 - bnha #58 - Villain

"WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM ROGERS?" you yell "YOU! YOU ARE MY PROBLEM!" he yells back "WHY? WHAT DID I DO?" "NOTHING! THAT'S THE PROBLEM Y/N! EVERYDAY YOU WAKE UP LATER THAN EVERYONE, THEN DISAPPEAR IN YOUR ROOM, COME BACK EAT AND, IN THE EVENING, INSTEAD OF TRAINING WITH THE OTHERS, YOU DISAPPEAR ONCE AGAIN! YOU REALLY THINK THAT IF A MISSION COMES UP, YOU'LL BE ABLE TO HANDLE IT?" he yells you take a deep breath. "You don't know me, Rogers... YOU KNOW NOTHING! YOU DON'T KNOW WHEN I WAKE UP, WHY I DISAPPEAR, WHAT AM I DOING IN MY ROOM AND IF I'M TRAINING OR NOT! AND YOU DON'T HAVE TO KNOW! FURY IS THE LEADER HERE IF HE DOESN'T HAVE A PROBLEM WITH ME THEN YOU BETTER ZIP IT!" you yell, walk through the rest avenger and leaving the building, hearing Steve smashing stuff around him. Please don't use bad language in the comments. Thank you 💙 25/05/2022 #1 steverogersxreader 06/06/22 #1 captainamericaxreader 08/09/22 #1 stevexreader 01/09/22 #1 steverogers 11/08/22 #1 ynstories 09/08/22 #1 tonystark 19/12/22 #2 avengers 23/02/23 #1 maevelxreader 23/02/23 #1 steve

You can cyber bully without getting in trouble.