Don't Here's a steamy, poetic, lustful, betray filled book with a plot twist end. Don't ask I was very, very, very, very, very, very bored.

Trump just couldn't resist Kermit's graceful green lips.

The freaky life of Tim and Moby.. even behind closed doors😏

hi... i'm nanny plum. i've been sent to hogwarts by my evil mafia parents... because i'm not like other girls... will nanny plum end up in love? what will happen in hogwarts? stay tuned to find out. TT: nannyplumxshrekfanfic

EDIT: I wrote this with some rawr xD ass friends in like 2015 so I apologize in advance - SATANxJESUS FIC. I'm not sorry if this scares you kk. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED.

Mcaighleigh Snifflecock is a transfer to hogwarts school for wizardry and witchness. She is so timid and week and feels so alone on her first day, and it gets worse when a tasty,delicious man called dracko Malfoy comes into her life. THIS IS A JOKE