To lighten the wrath of his blackened readers, Frozen Milk was forced to transmigrate into his own novel to witness what *** he wrote. What's this? One plothole, two plotholes... plotholes everywhere! How do you counter a novel full of plotholes? Of course, with constant bullshit, constant crap and constant nonsense! It shouldn't be working but the result? Terrifying! Long live holy creator Frozen Milk! "Damn! What the hell is this?? Wasn't this supposed to be a comedy rip off? A parody? So, why are all my characters leeching onto me? Do I look like a bamboo stick to climb and eat? To stick in between your cheeks?" "Hello? System help?" "System is currently on holida- undergoing maintenance, host." "%$@#!" Frozen Milk was nearing his despair. Bent, straight, bent, straight, bent, STRAIGHT!!!! Be ready to have your brains fried, your life questioned and above all your integrity disappear! ----------------------- Disclaimer: some profanities and innuendos Has elements of BL updates every Wednesday First book in the 'Scum Series'

Bai Wei was a star pirate in an interstellar world who died after being betrayed by his comrades. In the afterlife, he was contracted by a system to go to various worlds and capture the affection of a target in each world in exchange for a second chance at life. But why is the host always a villain? Also, why is the target so familiar in every world??? And more importantly. Host! What are you doing?!? The host who is crying while hugging the ML with a favorability in the negatives: completing the task ML and System: ??????? Bai Wei: smiling.jpg The Crown Prince's Profit Lover: ✅ The Ex-Superstar's Alien Fan: ✅ The Spy's Loyal General: ✅ The S Class Esper's Two-Faced Lover: Ongoing This is actually my story so feel free to comment and vote!! Please Enjoy!!

It wasn't the apocalypse that broke him - he was strong enough to survive that. It was seeing his childhood friend die to protect him that made Lu Hao realize his mistakes. But now he had a chance to do it all over again. (An expanded retelling of the oneshot "At the End of the World", as told through the perspective of the love interest, Lu Hao.)