BLOODY, SLUTTY, AND PATHETIC by WhatMurdah "In my humble opinion there's only three things that men should be and that is bloody, slutty, and pathetic." And, on a good day, Draco Malfoy can be all three. When war heroine Hermione Granger and Azkaban-tattooed war criminal Draco Malfoy are forced to wed as part of Shacklebolt's controversial Reconciliation Act, they openly fight the match and each other-their public brawls breathlessly reported by the press. Secretly, a deeply traumatized Draco delights in Hermione's attention and pines for a real marriage with her-even as her forced proximity to the Black family magic irritates the cursed scar Bellatrix left on her arm, reminding her why she can never truly trust or forgive him. Then Hermione discovers that Draco's blood will soothe the scar . . . and Draco is willing to trade his blood for her body. (With post-war blood purity politics, black market potioneers, Pansy Parkinson's career advice, the Malfoys blackmailing Hermione's Wizengamot opposition, BDE Neville Longbottom hunting Death Eaters, a slutty Theo Nott serving as Draco's right-hand man, and Crookshanks loose in Malfoy Manor.) NOTE: this is not my work i just know people like reading it here better than ao3

i never thought someone could understand how i felt. he's such a sweetheart but he puts on this tough act to make everyone fear him, but truly that's not what he wants in life. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ a girl with a peter pan obsession and her bestfriend who has an obsession with his pocket knife got kidnapped by the one and only. mattheo riddle. she's starting to get all of theses weird flashbacks as a kid along with mattheo. mattheo and y/n hate each other, but maybe they can become friends or even more. ha, even take down his father. good luck. <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< ⚠️this book is not fit for all ages and will have some triggering things. ⚠️ i also do not own mattheo riddle @yasmineamaroo does own him. this book has slow updates, i didn't really take the book seriously until later on. there will be grammar mistakes/errors due to rush ness.

Introducing Hogwarts newest course: Life Skills. Yes, that's right. Parenting, working, and marriage are all part of the curriculum. Is pairing enemies up as spouses part of it too? How is Hermione going to cope with Draco Death Eater Malfoy? Hermione is about to embark on a journey that may teach her a thing or two about real life. COMPLETED. #927-unexpected 06/05/20 #563-unexpected 21/06/20 #466-unexpected 01/09/20 #297- unexpected 22/10/20

After the big battle, Hogwarts students didn't flee like they were expected to, but stood tall fighting for their school. Almost everyone stayed. Among these people was beautiful Hermione, who's facial features developed significantly. She was no longer the boring bookworm, but more so a leader, volunteer helper and a more confident young lady. Her love for books never left her, even though her love for Ron did. She was different. Then there was Draco Malfoy. After the war, he became overcome with disgust at who he had become. The ministry of magic didn't arrest him because he was being forced to serve the dark lord. Instead, they gave him a chance. Do well in Hogwarts and we will offer you a position. Now Draco had changed. He was different. Can this tale of heartache turn two broken hearts into one? Written: many years ago

He hates her . And she most definitely hates him Soon He comes to realize he needs her..... But what for?

The war is over, Hermione and Ron are happily together, going back to Hogwarts for their 7th year with their best friends, Harry, Ginny, Neville and Luna. Unfortunately so is Draco Malfoy. According to Hermione, "he's always... just there," as people don't accept him back. Feeling bad for him, just in the middle of his isolation, Hermione becomes friends with him. As Hermione finds herself with Draco most of the time, Ron has time to himself. Feeling lonely Ron makes a huge mistake. And he doesn't know how Hermione found out but as he suspects, she takes it badly. Hermione leans her shoulder on Draco as she suffers... Read on!!!! All characters belong to JK Rowling!!

Hermione Granger decided to come back for her eighth year but finds that adjusting to a normal life is harder than she thought it would be, and she's not the only one struggling. Throw in a mysterious photograph sent by future Hermione that's missing a piece and she learns that she may have bitten off more than she could chew when she tries to figure out just who is in the photo with her. Hogwarts Era 8th Year, Extremely Slow Burn, Post-DH Disclaimers: I don't own Harry Potter - rights for the universe, characters, and places mentioned in this book belong to the ever-wonderful JK Rowling. Also, credits to whoever owns the photo I used for my cover photo. If you know who it's by, kindly message me :)

From day one Draco and Hermione fell for one another. The only problem was their secret relationship. Nearing the end of the war when the Dark Lord has the witches and wizards delcare theirselves as his followers Draco turns away from his family to stay with Hermione. How will their lives turn out once the war is over?

Hermione Granger. Know it all. Gryffindor princess. Muggleborn. Mudblood. All of that changes when she wakes up on her eighteenth birthday and feels different. Soon will she realize she is the twin sister of Blaise Zabini. And she isn't a muggle-born after all... Hey guys! It's Laila once again. So I am obsessed with the idea of Hermione not being a Granger and actually being a Zabini. I mean have you seen how powerful she is?! Anyways, I hope this will be good and I hope you enjoy!